Why bicycles are better than women

Dino, if you do show for the Fully Loop this week I have three words of advice for you:

Full

Body

Armor

 

Jock w/ sports cup also IMO #-o

 

Can't we all just get along? :?:
The purpose of this thread was to show how insensitive men can be!

What can I doooo to make things better with the ladies? :-k
Ohhh, I know!





Happy now!

 

:lol::lol:

Some things in that list I find to be profoundly true.
But in the end, you can't F__K a bicycle.

 

Yeh cuz spandex capris on a guy are soooo manly.

 

Uh...Dino...you seem to have a lot of photos of Hugh at your fingertips. Is there something you don't want to share with us?

 

I think I threw up a little in my mouth...

 

What if you remove the seat post..............:?: j/k lol...........

 

NO!

 

Airball????

:clap::clap::clap:

 

:-s

 

It's OK, Dino. You don't have to be so defensive! Hugh's a great guy, and so no one would hold it against you.

But if you want him to hold himself against you, you're going to have to work that out with him. Maybe you guys will get a little third turn action at Orange.

 

Women's version

Bicycles are better than men because....
Bicycles don't need rubbers or vasectomies to keep them from spreading their junk.....

You can ride your Bicycle any time you want.

Bicycles don't have kids from other marriages.

Bicycles don't whine over really small stuff.

You can share your Bicycle with your friends without being embarrased.

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've dated.

When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.

Bicycles don't care if you gained a few pounds.

Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you buy too many articles of Bicycle clothing.

You'll never hear, "Not tonight honey, there's a game tonight.

If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it. You don't have to buy it a gym membership.

If your Bicycle is too small you can get a bigger one.

You don't have to be jealous of the girl who works on your Bicycle.

If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize 1000 times before you ride it again.

You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't go soft. No need for any little blue pills.

You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Your parents won't "keep in touch" with your old bicycle after you dump it.

Bicycles don't get potbellies.

Bicycles don't insult you if you're having a bad hair day.

Your Bicycle never wants to go shopping with the other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower or do your hair before you ride your bicycle.

If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can trade it in.

You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to put out.

The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a better ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.

 

Dino:

you're getting absolutely slammed in here! I 2nd the motion of full body armor (w/ cup) for the Thursday Loop ride.

best of luck! take the lightest bike- you might get hit with it. :lol:

 

I guess you know the wrong kind of men

 

Things that women and bicycles have in common:

They're usually the most exciting when they're new.

Newbie rides can be intimidating, but you'll smile about them later.

Group rides might be fun if you're all into it.

Cheap, strong, or light - you usually can only have two.

When going for a ride, expect the best but be prepared for whatever you may encounter.

On a long journey, a large bladder is a definite plus.

Being in control is usually an illusion.

Sometimes you just have to fit in a quick ride whenever you can, but there's nothing like a long, sweaty ride to relieve stress and clear your mind.

Solo rides may have their place, but there's nothing like sharing a special ride with someone you love.

Taking time to ensure proper lubrication is critical.

Preventative maintenance is smarter, cheaper, and less painful than the alternative.

You might demo a lot of models, but you'll know when you find the right one.

A comfortable saddle is a matter of personal preference.

Correct fit is more important than a flashy parts list.

If it's really love, you won't even notice the wear and tear.

 

The only person who isn't slamming Dino right now is Hugh...


I wonder if Dino is upset by this fact? :-k Does he want to be slammed by Hugh? :?:

Inquiring minds want to know Dino! :lol: :clap:

 

brilliant observation :clap:

Hugh must actually be doing what he calls "work"

 

Oh myyyyy!!!

 

WHY ME?!?!


All I wanted to do was bring a smile (or two) to the faces of my fellow Brother's and Sister's...... ](*,)
And this is how you treat me?