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Ride More Talk Less
> "Hello?"
>
>
> "Hi honey.
>
>
> This is Daddy.
>
>
> Is Mommy near the phone?"?
>
>
> "No Daddy.
> She's upstairs in the bedroom
> with Uncle Paul."
>
>
>After a brief pause,
>
>
> Daddy says,
>
>
>"But honey,
> you haven't got
> an Uncle Paul."
>
>
> "Oh yes I do,
> and he's upstairs in the room
> with Mommy,
> right now."
>
>
> Brief Pause.
>
>
> "Uh, okay then,
> this is what I want you to do.
> Put the phone
> down on the table,
> run upstairs
> and knock on the bedroom door
> and shout to Mommy
> that Daddy's car
> just pulled into the driveway."
>
>
> "Okay Daddy,
> just a minute."?
>
>
> A few minutes later
>
>
> the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
>
> "I did it Daddy."
>
>
> "And what happened honey?"
>
>
> "Well, Mommy got all scared,
> jumped out of bed
> with no clothes on
> and ran around screaming.?
> Then she tripped over the rug,
> hit her head on the dresser
> and now she isn't moving at all!"?
>
>
> "Oh my God!!!
> What about your Uncle Paul?"?
>
>
> "He jumped out of the bed
> with no clothes on, too.
> He was all scared
> and he jumped out of the back window
> and into the swimming pool.
> But I guess he didn't know
> that you took out the water
> last week to clean it.
> He hit the bottom of the pool
> and I think he's dead."
> ***Long Pause***
>
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
>
> ***Even Longer Pause***
>
>
> Then Daddy says,
>
>
> "Swimming pool?
> Is this
> 486-5731?"
>
>
> "Hi honey.
>
>
> This is Daddy.
>
>
> Is Mommy near the phone?"?
>
>
> "No Daddy.
> She's upstairs in the bedroom
> with Uncle Paul."
>
>
>After a brief pause,
>
>
> Daddy says,
>
>
>"But honey,
> you haven't got
> an Uncle Paul."
>
>
> "Oh yes I do,
> and he's upstairs in the room
> with Mommy,
> right now."
>
>
> Brief Pause.
>
>
> "Uh, okay then,
> this is what I want you to do.
> Put the phone
> down on the table,
> run upstairs
> and knock on the bedroom door
> and shout to Mommy
> that Daddy's car
> just pulled into the driveway."
>
>
> "Okay Daddy,
> just a minute."?
>
>
> A few minutes later
>
>
> the little girl comes back to the phone.
>
>
> "I did it Daddy."
>
>
> "And what happened honey?"
>
>
> "Well, Mommy got all scared,
> jumped out of bed
> with no clothes on
> and ran around screaming.?
> Then she tripped over the rug,
> hit her head on the dresser
> and now she isn't moving at all!"?
>
>
> "Oh my God!!!
> What about your Uncle Paul?"?
>
>
> "He jumped out of the bed
> with no clothes on, too.
> He was all scared
> and he jumped out of the back window
> and into the swimming pool.
> But I guess he didn't know
> that you took out the water
> last week to clean it.
> He hit the bottom of the pool
> and I think he's dead."
> ***Long Pause***
>
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
>
> ***Even Longer Pause***
>
>
> Then Daddy says,
>
>
> "Swimming pool?
> Is this
> 486-5731?"
