Your Own Laser Bike Lane

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  1. bvader

    bvader Long Live The Gorn!

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    that is very interesting...
     
  3. bdegroodt

    bdegroodt Juñior Member

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    Hmm. Can it be programmed to fire .50 Cal bullets into an engine of a car that's gotten within X number of yards of the cyclist?
     
  4. GeorgiaOfTheJungle

    GeorgiaOfTheJungle THE Penultimate Mtb'er

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    I think you need to get on that patent.
     
  5. bvader

    bvader Long Live The Gorn!

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    Or better yet...have it wirelessly hack into the on board computer in the car and have it slam on the brakes!
     
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    Don't you guys love how the guy in the picture doesn't have a helmet on? ;)
     
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    dstepper (R.I.P.) Over the hill

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    I love it....anything that makes it safer for us out there.

    Dean
     
  8. vlad

    vlad Montrose Bike Shop

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    This is good! Makes for safer riding. I can also imagine it would be a good marketing tool. Since its a laser you can pretty much beam out any image. Roaming bike mounted advertising (... pay commuters, messengers, and unemployed cyclists money to ride around with a an add beamed out of their bike....)
     
  9. b-40

    b-40 Giggity, Giggity, Goo....

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    There is an air bag in the hoodie when he passes the horizontal plain it deploys and enshrouds his noodle.;)
     
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    This will be good. Even better would be to make it harder to get a drivers license. Too many drivers have their priorities out of line. (Example: Do we really need to be told not to text and drive? Let alone two separate laws for using a cell phone and texting on one...holy shit what has this world come to.)
     
  11. Vandit

    Vandit I like to ride

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    That's genius! That way when they are staring at the Budweiser ad with a smokin' hot chick holding a beer, they can hit you!
     
  12. graves.z

    graves.z Enduro Plebe

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    Neither does the picture of the rider on the bike lane. :-$
     
  13. vlad

    vlad Montrose Bike Shop

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    If I had a pciture of a smoking hot babe beaming out of my as$ I'd let anyone hit me.
     
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    It seems to me that the headlights of car or just street lights would washout the laser.
     
  15. DirtymikeTDB

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    I want one actually
     
  16. bdegroodt

    bdegroodt Juñior Member

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    I think that's why you're actually supposed to point it right toward the driver's line of site.

    This thing reminds me of when I lived in NYC and would drive pigeons crazy on the neighboring rooftops by pointing a laser on the roof next to them or on the chest of a pigeon in the group and the rest of them would just freak out and fly away. I probably ruined their eyes or something, but it proved to be hours of entertainment when cash was short.
     
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    anyone knows where to buy them?
     

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