Your Bike or Your Spouse?

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  1. bobzrag

    bobzrag bonedaddy

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    Anyone get the latest Bicycling mag? It has this poll of 20 questions to see which receives more of your affection - it's pretty funny, some sample questions to which you are supposed to mark your bike, your wife or both:

    9. In the last three months I've spent more that $250 on you.
    11. Our last ride lasted more than an hour.
    13. I would never let anyone else ride you.
    20. I will never upgrade to a newer model.

    I hope my wife never reads this!!! Not sure what is cheaper - full on divorce or getting a new bike and then shoveling money out on upgrades!
     
  2. xhuskr

    xhuskr Powered by Guinness

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    I read it with my wife on a flight home yesterday...she was laughing :lol: about many of the questions......should I be worried? :?:
     
  3. bobzrag

    bobzrag bonedaddy

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    That's like when when my wife and I saw Mr & Mrs Smith in the theater - we were both busting a gut at the scene when they are beating the crap out of each other - hmmmm maybe something's wrong here!? ;)
     
  4. ShinKen

    ShinKen STR BUB!!

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    answer to your question cannot be easier!! muhahahahhaaa!!:lol: yeah thats right!!!:bang::beer:
     
  5. SAR_boats

    SAR_boats Booze Bikes n Boomsticks

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    Took the test and the wife won by one point. I got her to concede that the hour included foreplay and not letting anyone else ride her does not include chesty lipstick lesbians. Otherwise the bike would have won.
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
  7. darkclouds

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    Man, that made me feel a bit guilty... and I'm not even married.
     

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