You are no longer a newb when...

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  1. simonmtb

    simonmtb Digging for fun.

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    When you can tell the difference between a picture of The Gabes and the top of Thomas Mountain:lol:
     
  2. MTBMaven

    MTBMaven This is Shangri La

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    When you can do endo turns both directions on switchbacks. Unfortunately I am still a newb while Scott (STJunkie) is not. Got that? :)
     
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    You are two hours into a ride and say, "hey, where does this trail go, lets take it."
     
  4. bdamschen

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    You plan a trip to europe, but decide to just see Paris "real quick" and skip Rome so you can have more days riding in Morzine and Champerey.

    You build a beater bike out of old spare parts you had lying around. It comes out so sick that you end up taking it on all the rides you'd normally ride with your XC and DH bike because it's more fun.
     
  5. SKINNY

    SKINNY Lube, Ride, Repeat

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    ...you realize the Fully Loop is not really mountain biking.
     
  6. jasonmason

    jasonmason inebriate savant

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    You have just discovered one of the great secrets in life...having a beer in the shower after riding. One of the best things ever.

    :beer:
     
  7. J_Sims

    J_Sims tattooed scumbag !!!

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    Seriously one of the best things EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. SheDevil

    SheDevil I just ride my bike....

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    Oh I dunno....having someone hand you a beer while in the shower after riding....might one up that ;)
     
  9. Sherpa DRider

    Sherpa DRider One finger tappy tap!

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    When biking socks have replaced all other socks. You wear them to work or play and you save your favorites for special occasions from business meetings to weddings. Knowing you're wearing them gives you the edge to get thru the daily grind!
     
  10. dirtvert

    dirtvert Whine on!

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    ^^^ cry for help.



    :lol:
     
  11. wizard

    wizard tradersancho's dad

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    When you finally realize that speed is your friend (well, maybe not your best friend)
     
  12. thaipinoy1

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    So true..lol
     
  13. DirtymikeTDB

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    When spectating at FOntana is as much or more fun than racing!!!!!
     
  14. Ladd Jasper

    Ladd Jasper Full speed, half blind

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    ...you realize it's not the trail, but the fact you're fortunate enough to be putting tires on dirt. And can appreciate it.
     
  15. Yves

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    When you ride the Gabes hungover
     
  16. Geronimo

    Geronimo S.T.U.P.I.D.A.S.S. member

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    That's so effen punk rock, you should get a tattoo.
     
  17. SKINNY

    SKINNY Lube, Ride, Repeat

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    when you quit posting stupid "your no longer a newb when.. " forum posts.. :?:
     
  18. lkn2ryd

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    3 week road trip with the wife and 4 kids: Cali coast to Portland, over to Hayden Lake, ID, on to Whitefish, MO, Utah, then Las Vegas then back to the hood. Camping and couch surfing most of the way! I felt safer with my bike along for the ride, you know: JUST IN CASE....
    DSC_0805.jpg (I don't know how to insert a frigging picture!)

    Oh, I guess it worked!!!!HEE-HEE!
     

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  19. Yves

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    :lol: I actually thought this, but did not want to say it.
     

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