Xmas gift help!

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  1. crispy

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    Yeah yeah, I know, it's last minute, but it's just one gift and I need an idea.

    So my sister is getting a divorce from her husband and she screwed him over big time so my mom is letting him stay at her house so I guess I should be getting him a christmas present.

    So, what would you get your brother-in-law, or soon to be ex I guess, who is going through a divorce for christmas?
     
  2. DISCO

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    A good family Lawyer:?:, or maybe certificate for a massage with a "happy Ending".;)
     
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    Hmmm if its a good divorce and everyone's still friends I'd get him a subscription to playboy.

    If it was a messy divorce and he is a big a$$hole about it I'd give him a week to get out of my moms house before I kicked his a$$.
     
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    Support the local economy ... get him a hooker. :lol: Your mom must be a saint to give him a place to throw down his pack while her daughter drags him through the dirt. As far as a gift, I'd say that would depend on the relationship that you had with him, get him a gift because you want to, not because you feel sorry for him. I'd suggest something to enable him to function out on his own as a bachelor. Dishes, pots, pans, cuttlery, bed, couch or if it is in your means, help him with a deposit for an apartment.
     
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    gift

    get him a GREAT bottle of tequila
     
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    ear plugs :lol:
     
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    bottle of booze, some porno mags and some vaseline..
     
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    All his sh*t back from your sister?:lol:
     

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