Wtf!

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by BobBurnes, Jun 30, 2008.

  1. BobBurnes

    BobBurnes Silverback Racing CEO

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2008
    Messages:
    506
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    USAF Combat Search and Rescue
    Location:
    Monterey, CA
    Home Page:
    "Hey, guys.You want to see what I've been working on?"

    "Sure, Jones.What is it?"

    "It's an atom smasher."

    "Oh, cool.Why an atom smasher?"

    "I wanted to see if I could peer into the possibilty of other demensions."

    "WTF, Jones. Are you f-in high?"

    "Yeah. It should work. In theory. I'm not too worried.I know what I'm doing. I've read about this for years and after all, I am a scientist."

    "...You've done this before?"

    "Technically? In a way. Sort of. I mean, not on this scale, but pretty close and by close I mean...you know..why are we discussing this? Nothing bad is going to happen."

    "...what...if it doesn't work?"

    "If it doesn't work, it'll either show nothing at all or it'll open up a black hole and swallow the Earth in a horrific end that'll change time and space as we know it, but we won't know any different because we'll all be smashed into the same space as an atom. Or it'll burn the Earth to a crisp and we'll all fry."

    " ! "

    "Yeah...Hey...you wanna help me put it together?"



    For the story check out:
    http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/06/30/doomsdaycollider.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview


    :beer:
     
  2. slowSSer

    slowSSer ali'i hua

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2007
    Messages:
    2,008
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Project Scientist
    Location:
    You are where you is
    doomsday lawsuit?
     
  3. 2wheel_lee

    2wheel_lee Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2006
    Messages:
    7,341
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    North Orange County
    I can tell the difference between Atom and Eve, but that's about all I know.
     
  4. Evil Chocula

    Evil Chocula ah buh bye now

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2007
    Messages:
    1,992
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Location:
    Boston
    I read that article... then wished I hadn't! All we need is a mini-blackhole erupting out of France and consuming the world!
     
  5. ArrrKelly

    ArrrKelly New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2005
    Messages:
    1,052
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Jumping Jesus on a Trampoline. Who is paying for this crap. 5.6 Billion? So we can find out what? This is totally rediculous.
     
  6. BrewMaster

    BrewMaster Thirsty

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2007
    Messages:
    4,447
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Chemist
    Location:
    Foster City, CA
    If any of those scientist say, "Dude watch this," we're in trouble.

    read the story. our government is paying for it, in part.
     
  7. slowSSer

    slowSSer ali'i hua

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2007
    Messages:
    2,008
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Project Scientist
    Location:
    You are where you is
    an "international consortium". so, the whirld is paying for it.

    heck the collider isn't even in one country in europe.
     
  8. ghixon

    ghixon Look Ma - No hands!

    Joined:
    May 30, 2007
    Messages:
    1,816
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Occupation:
    Sales
    Location:
    Running Springs, Ca
    This is a re-run. Jodie Foster already went there and back...

    [​IMG]
     
  9. granny ring

    granny ring Not Really Here

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2006
    Messages:
    666
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    18
    Occupation:
    kept man
    Location:
    orange ca

    Maybe it will just consume the Frenchies, That's not so bad
     
  10. RustyIron

    RustyIron Rob S.

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2007
    Messages:
    1,936
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    La Habra
    Home Page:

    Don't think that we couldn't have built it here, employing Americans, using American subcontractors, and using the billions to stimulate our own economy... except it would still be tied up in court and we wouldn't have yet broken ground.

    Face it, Americans, as a group, do not WANT to build magnificent creations any more. You can't even build a @#$% strip mall any more without a squad of lawyers to push the project around the legal obstacles set up by unproductive busy bodies.

    Can you imagine, though? Build the accelerator in Bumfuque, Montana, and you'll have crackpots as far away as Chicago claiming that the Superconducting Z Radiation is penetrating their aluminum foil beanies.
     
  11. BobBurnes

    BobBurnes Silverback Racing CEO

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2008
    Messages:
    506
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    USAF Combat Search and Rescue
    Location:
    Monterey, CA
    Home Page:
    Is this pay back for the french fries? We're sorry if you didn't like the Freedom Fries thing. We were angry, but we're over it now.

    I know enough about what they're doing to know I still don't know enough. I'm still trying to find out why they'd want to do this.

    Besides...it's only a 1 in 50,000,000 chance (assuming they carried the 1) it'll consume the Earth which is about the same chances for the lottery and lets face it-who's ever won that?

    Am I right? Just in case-I'm going to sue the French.
     
  12. Ladd Jasper

    Ladd Jasper Full speed, half blind

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2005
    Messages:
    2,300
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Russia, with love
    [​IMG]

    Meh, looks like a giant needle bearing. Nothing apocalyptic about that, really.

    Wonder if Hadley was part of this consortium :?:
     
  13. Pain Freak

    Pain Freak Dead or Alive

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2005
    Messages:
    11,163
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Occupation:
    Da Boss
    Location:
    Fontucky
    Home Page:
    My bud Stevie Hawkins says the little black holes will probably just evaporate...
     
  14. SAR_boats

    SAR_boats Booze Bikes n Boomsticks

    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2006
    Messages:
    2,425
    Likes Received:
    12
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Occupation:
    consultant
    Location:
    Other
    Home Page:
    Didn't DOOM3 start out like this?
     
  15. BobBurnes

    BobBurnes Silverback Racing CEO

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2008
    Messages:
    506
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    USAF Combat Search and Rescue
    Location:
    Monterey, CA
    Home Page:
    They do that. I had one pop up in the kitchen and suck my cat into it. The next thing I knew, it was gone in a puff of smoke.

    Those blackholes. :beer:

    I'm pretty sure this is the plot line to the movie, "The Event Horizon."

    Other demensions? What could possibly happen?
     
  16. fortytwo

    fortytwo Don't Panic!

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2007
    Messages:
    158
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Business Manager
    Location:
    Foothill Ranch, CA
    We started one in Texas, but it was cancelled.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superconducting_Supercollider
     
  17. Ladd Jasper

    Ladd Jasper Full speed, half blind

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2005
    Messages:
    2,300
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    Russia, with love
  18. RustyIron

    RustyIron Rob S.

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2007
    Messages:
    1,936
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Location:
    La Habra
    Home Page:
  19. Jonnyc

    Jonnyc Banned

    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2006
    Messages:
    51
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Studentx
    Location:
    Laguna Beach
    Hahaha!
     
  20. Kid A

    Kid A now with 40% more bacon

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2006
    Messages:
    6,532
    Likes Received:
    6
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Occupation:
    working 4 da man
    Location:
    O 2 da C
    been there done that

    [​IMG]
     

Share This Page

Help keep STR alive, please click the donation button below