Why bicycles are better than women

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dino Brown, May 20, 2008.

  1. BFloFoxRider.

    BFloFoxRider. Active Member

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    Dude those colors totally contradict one another ;)
     
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    Hey now:mad:

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    Even if you have a ugly baby, you still love it:lol:
     
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    :clap: Maybe you're not bending your knees enough when you ride? :-k

    Gotta flow with the bumps...you know... motion of the ocean, all that crap! :lol:
     
  5. GeorgiaOfTheJungle

    GeorgiaOfTheJungle THE Penultimate Mtb'er

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    Dang, I may just have to head out to the Fully Loop this week to see the carnage--nothing like watching a train wreck.

    What kind of IH does Dino have?

    How much would you pay those that own IH to ride them on Thursday? ;)

    Where the heck is Hugh on this? We need at least one new photoshop to go with this thread

    BigHit, we all know you're innocent of this :-k#-o:lol:
     
  6. Dino Brown

    Dino Brown Sir Smack-Alot

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    This is Dino's bike :lol:
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  7. DownHillPhil

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    Yes, it definitely is Dino's bike.

    I heard there is some poseur that rides a blue MKIII that will try and trick you into thinking he is Dino. Be wary.
     
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  9. BFloFoxRider.

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    dude that thing is hot :bang:
     
  10. jeffj

    jeffj Bloated Mountain B'hiker

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    I wouldn't worry too much Dino.

    I mean, how could they stay mad at someone whose instinctive nature it is to reach out to so many...

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    just to make them smile?

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    ... and my bike has electric SEX welds :bang:
     
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    Thats it. No Wifey for me when im older. NOTHING IS GOING TO GET IN THE WAY OF RIDING!!!!!!! IM SERIOUS!!!!!
     
  13. HUGH

    HUGH Mashers Only !!

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    So I step out to work for two days and this happens!!! I'm sooooo bummed I had no part of it(well, a little glad).
    I think I just got another point to my score card and I did not even lift a finger. It's like Dino kicking the ball into his own goal... No wait this was like Dino taking a sledge hammer to his crotch a few times then throwing himself under a bus!! Could not have done a better job myself.

    HUGH
    :)
     
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    Dino is that kind of guy... in the absence of help, he just gets things done himself!
     
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    FatWhat? Banned but not forgotten

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    Yeah but he sticks his tail between his legs on the Attention Ladies thread.
     
  16. slowSSer

    slowSSer ali'i hua

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    we were wondering where you were about a page ago.

    are you laughing so hard that you're crying?
     
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    HUGH Mashers Only !!

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    I'm just stunned!! And crying...

    HUGH
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    slowSSer ali'i hua

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    and it took zero work on your part!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Love it. I'll read it to my wife, maybe shell understand why I spend so much time with my bike.
    :beer:
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     

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