Why bicycles are better than women

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  1. slowSSer

    slowSSer ali'i hua

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    now that's just getting harsh-

    "it's all fun and games until someone loses an eyebrow"

    funny though! :lol:

    -edit: thanks for the afternoon entertainment, folks- it's greatly appreciated here!!!

    off to the 2nd job.
     
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  2. .8down

    .8down Active Member

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    its only harsh if it were true...and I'm sure it's not. I have not even met the guy and I think hes the coolest guy on the forums, well maybe after Pato.
     
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  3. JoeTruth

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    Sorry, no amount of bikes are ever going to take place of a womans soft warm flesh. Unless you're that old guy in Scotland who got arrested for molesting his bike or better yet, this new weirdo who satisfied both desires...

    Swedish man convicted of bicycle molestation

    By BikeRadar

    Things can get a little slow in Östersund...allegedly (BikeRadar)Following the strange case from Scotland of the man molesting his bike (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm), news has reached Bikeradar of more disturbing cyclo-sexual behaviour, this time from Sweden. A 40-year old man from Ostersund, has been convicted of sexual molestation having got rather too 'up close and personal' with the saddles of local women’s bicycles, the Östersunds-Posten newspaper reports.
    The man, who claimed his mental state was “confused” at the time, targeted the bikes of women he was attracted to. After they had parked them and left he would slash their tyres and rub himself against their saddles for sexual gratification.
    The man received a probationary sentence in view of his previous good character and the fact that he spent time in police custody for the offence. He was, however, ordered to pay 10,000 krona (£850, $1699, €107 in fines, as well as 3,000 krona (£255, $500, €323) in damages to each of the women whose bicycles he assaulted.
     
    JoeTruth, May 20, 2008
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  4. DownHillPhil

    DownHillPhil Team Rider

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    WHOAH WHOAH! :-s

    Let's not jump to conclusions #-o... I am not capable of going from viciously harassing Dino to trying to hug him in the next second...only a woman could pull off that kind of emotional roller coaster! :clap:

    Not likely...I cannot compare to Hugh where it counts... 8-[


















    He's a much faster climber. What were YOU thinking about?! #-o


    ** flame-retardant suit on! **
     
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  5. .8down

    .8down Active Member

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    and thats why I have QR on my seatpost clamps..
     
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  6. stinkyrider

    stinkyrider ....BANSHEE RIDER

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    Very funny. Everyone knows Dino gets more "Tang" than a thirsty astronaut.
     
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  7. .8down

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    never said it wasn't by choice.
     
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  8. jeffj

    jeffj Bloated Mountain B'hiker

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    :beer: him.
     
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  9. live_in_hilo@yahoo.com

    [email protected] hilo boi

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    too funny!
     
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  10. ericfoltz

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    After reading this and the "Rules" thread, I get the feeling there's a whole new list being made over in the Women's Forum.
     
    ericfoltz, May 20, 2008
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  11. mtnkitty

    mtnkitty Guest

    Men and bikes:

    My ass is sore after a long ride.



    That's about it.

    :?:
     
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  12. Blue Rat

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    Someone's going to use this as a signature ... :lol:
     
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  13. strobelite

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    ive seen that before, but it had this line: if you get mad at your bicycle, it wont call the cops for throwing it across the parking lot.
     
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  14. gooseaholic

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    Good one Dino, Good one:) Are you sleeping with my ex also??
     
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  15. gooseaholic

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    Also how did my name come up in this thread. I was at work. I aint mad at ya Dino.Its all in good sport.Damn I wish I had photoshop:)
     
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  16. Waldo

    Waldo Lebowski Urban Achiever

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    Not to worry - most here are too classy for that.


    :lol:
     
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  17. mfoga

    mfoga Intense Whore

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    Ladies please don't confuse the IH MKIII riders on thursday.:)
     
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  18. BFloFoxRider.

    BFloFoxRider. Active Member

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    not sure if anyone added it. but
    When something gets old and wrinkly, you can replace it
     
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  19. Dino Brown

    Dino Brown Sir Smack-Alot

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    Good point! :-k

    Dino will be riding one that looks just like... THIS! :lol: [​IMG]
     
    Dino Brown, May 20, 2008
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  20. mfoga

    mfoga Intense Whore

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    Bastard, I guess I can ride the new bike on thursday even though I might die trying.
     
    mfoga, May 20, 2008
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