Why bicycles are better than women

By BigHit8

Bicycles are better than women because....
Bicycles don't get pregnant.

You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.

Bicycles don't have parents.

Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Bicycle with your friends.

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.

When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.

Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.

You'll never hear, "Surprise, your the proud father of a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.

If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.

If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.

If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.

You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Your parents won't "keep in touch" with your old bicycle after you dump it.

Bicycles don't get headaches.

Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.

Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.

If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.

You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.

 

i particularly liked the one about bikes not caring if you get bike magazines.

 

THAT IS FUNNY!:lol:

 

Ummm, Dino, I think Hugh may get a few more points today

BTW, I'm usually the one getting the bike mags

 

What are you mad at me for? :?:

It's was BigHit8's idea.....#-o

 

Yeah, but how long does it take to fix your flat? :lol:

 

I have a problem with this

If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.[-X























psst. You can do the same thing with Women. Tanning booth and a boob job

 

Bicycles

And this is why...

Can't believe you are pinning this on Danny

 

Good stuff, don't think I would have the guts to post that......I'd probably end up in the garage sleeping with my bike.

 

I've seen this before, but I think it was motorcycles.:bang:

 

DeeZee- That comment *OFFICIALLY* dropped us (both) off the STR Women's Forum List of Top 100 Coolest Guys! #-o

Couldn't have done it without you! :beer:

 

Five to ten minutes..... and a cigarette? :?:

 

Funny 'cause it's true!

 

Bicycles are better than men because....
Bicycles can't get you pregnant.

You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.

Bicycles don't have relatives, x's, or dumb guy friends.

Bicycles don't whine.

You can share your Bicycle with your friends. Handlebar rides are politically correct too.

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden, or how many more you keep for backup.

When riding, you and your Bicycle ALWAYS arrive at the same time.:bang:

Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.

Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles, in fact you can hold the handlebars of two at the same time.

Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.

You'll never hear, "Surprise, you're about to be the proud parent of a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.

If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it with an AIR PUMP.

If your Bicycle is too small you can buy a bigger one.

You can date the guy who works on your Bicycle.

If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.

You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't need "a break".

You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.

Your parents won't "keep in touch" with your old bicycle after you replace it.

Bicycles don't give headaches.

Bicycles know you could never be a bad rider.

Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.

Bicycles don't care if you're late.

You don't have to take a shower before or after you ride your bicycle.

If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.

You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it without feeling naughty in the morning.

You can ride your bicycle in front of friends, and get high fives for your performance.

The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.

 

with bikes you can sell parts you don't like, keep the parts you do?

AND!

with bikes you can sell them on Craigslist, when you don't want them anymore.
(unless I missed something)

 

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#-o

Dino I have been there for awhile. Glad you could join! However I think Fired Yo Mamma is at the bottom of the list

Brilliant !:clap::clap::bang:

Nicely done:beer:

 

Oh Dino, just when I was starting to route for you. I think I must agree with Wrecker...

~Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.

 

:clap:

 

BRAVO!... :clap: :clap:



Shannon- It was Danny's idea... I SWEAR! #-o #-o #-o

DeeZee- Look at this mess you and Danny have caused me! :lol:

 

Dino, it sounds like you're having relationship issues with your bike. My bikes do care, they do get jealous, and they do let me know when things are wrong, and I generally won't share them with my friends.

That explains why so many guys get 29ers! They must be feeling inadequate. Moreover, some of these guys push others to ride a niner as well. It's probably because they don't want to be alone in their feeling of inadequacy. :lol: