look at the size of that horn! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_tossing http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/long249.html
Crane operation details for the city of LA: Any person operating a crane in or upon the public street must comply with the following regulations. (a) No unauthorized person or vehicle is to be permitted to pass or stand under the boom or load. All unauthorized persons and vehicles must be kept at a safe distance from such operations. (b) Flagpersons, barricades, signs, lights, and warning devices are to be provided. (c) Pedestrians shall not be directed into vehicular traffic lanes including the parking lane. (d) Cranes or accessory units shall be parked a safe distance from all intersections and not block crosswalks at any time unless authorized by proper authority. (e) If the job site poses unusual or potentially unsafe conditions for pedestrians or vehicles, the job shall be scheduled at the most advantageous time. The Street Services Investigation and Enforcement Division, telephone (213) 847-6000, may be called for necessary assistance. Work shall be scheduled to avoid heavily traveled streets during peak traffic hours; i.e., 7:00 a.m. to 9:00 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. (f) The contractor shall be liable for all damage that occurs to public streets or improvements or property herein which is caused by or results from operation of a crane in the public street. (g) Any condition specified by the Board in granting the permit, including, but, not limited to, the hours and days that cranes may be parked or operated in a public street; and safety measures to be taken by the permittee. http://bsspermits.lacity.org/buildi...ef_no=2009003110&cfid=168842&cftoken=91315895
title 24 energy conservation BS is worse timmy... http://www.energy.ca.gov/title24/ Filling out tons of pages, cuz we designed a few additional lights for someones parking lot.
Screw all that...let's just all sit around and play dominoes... http://www.dominorules.com/Domino_Basics.aspx
Even better...Unicorns versus sharks! http://mattstratton.com/2009/02/04/wednesday-web-wanderings-for-242009-unicorn-edition/ How to speak and hear unicorns... http://worldofunicorns.blogspot.com/2008/02/how-to-hear-unicorn.html
Then I would suggest Martin Mull's mockumentary History of White People in America. http://www.amazon.com/History-White-People-America-VHS/dp/630018479X As funny as Spinal Tap. "to some, the term "white sex" may seem like a contradiction in terms, like "Towering mini-series" and "Bob Hope Special"
