Whatever blows your dress up. :beer: I did an 8-hour ride yesterday in my baggies. No butt butter, no chafing, and best of all, I never had to pull the lycra out of my camel toe
Yeah, wearing Pro Kits is sooo lame unless you are on the team. I once stopped a guy on the street and actually told him, hey dude! Did you know you are lame? Yeah, no way. I will not do it. I want to be cool, and wearing pro kits is lame. I threw away my North Face jackets too, because I don't climb Everest, and have no business being comfortable and dry while in the mountains. But I picked up a sweet Golden Bear wool jacket at Walmart, and now I am super cool. I am thinking of dumping my Jawbones cause I saw a bunch of guys wear them in the TDF and picking me up a sweet pair at the Shell station in Mojave. They have a great selection Not being lame is always my goal, and I think I am doing a pretty good job at it. Laaaaaaaaate.
Actually, I use Hoo Ha Ride Glide for women http://www.reflectsports.com/Anti-Chaffing.html Just because I'm not a roadie doesn't mean that I don't consider the happiness of my girl parts.
I know you're making a joke, but I believe the phrase you are looking for here is "moose knuckle," unless you have some highly interesting topography going on in your baggies. AND I'm still trying to figure out why that company decided to name their product after Al Pacino's most favorite line ever. Hoo ha!
Wow! Just look at those moose knuckles! I guess there's no need to ask these guys "how's it hanging" because it's pretty plain to see! Guy one: pretty much dead center. Guy two:low and to the right. Guy three: high and to the right. Guy four: high and to the left. Guy five: kinda high and to the right..and his left testicle has been replaced with a plant frond. Is that aerodynamic or what?
I should have been clearer. I was not actually referring to "my" camel toe. Rather, those that embrace the lycra. Hence the blowing up of the dress comment. But, all with a smiley to show I'm only joking with my effeminate friends. As for the Hoo ha, I find it interesting that as a species, the more we love something, the more nicknames we invent for it :beer: What the hell am I even doing in the roadie forum? And where did I put my Nair? My legs are getting hairy.
