Spitzer's hooker

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by MotoRider, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. Red Hot Sloth

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    Well at least i'm not cute or sweet, or have sexy legs.
    Oh wait..those are good attributes#-o
     
  2. el_d00der1n0

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    Well that's just like your opinion man.
     
  3. Fired Yo Momma

    Fired Yo Momma Kenny Powers!!!

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    I am taking the phd classes now for my father Tom Leykis. The majority of these chicks go after the cash, don't let them fool you. As us guys our stock goes up the older we get. Women's prime 18-30, Men's prime 27-90. As we get older our career blossoms and the man with the money, power, and fame get the chicks. Its funny now how when I was in my mid 20 and these chicks wanted to have nothing to do with me now I am 34 and these chicks are single mom and they now want the big Dave express and lock their claws inot for the long haul. Yea right, like thats going to happen. I like my freedom and cash
     
  4. Red Hot Sloth

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    I'm so glad I'm old and poor, I can't stand young strumpets humping my leg all day.
    But really....
     
  5. Seat Sniffer

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    are you trying to pick me up again? maybe you're the coquette in all of this...:-k
     
  6. Red Hot Sloth

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    When did this thread derail to food?
     
  7. Seat Sniffer

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    cmon man, don't be so cynical and bitter. there's plenty of women out there who don't measure a man's worth by the size of his wallet. Women are like parking spots my friend, the good ones are either taken or handicapped.

    eh?
     
  8. Red Hot Sloth

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    ....I'm now pulling up a chair and a sixer of beer to watch some Trail Angels come in here and kick your a$$...
    this is going to be funny:wave:

    *your going to have the popularity rating of a LLaMMaPudge!!
    Oh this is going to be good
     
  9. Seat Sniffer

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    just making light of a sensitive topic. anyone with any intellect will know i'm just having some fun.:)
     
  10. Red Hot Sloth

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    Now your trying to insult everyone...
    I thought I knew you better...guess not:-k
     
  11. Seat Sniffer

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    did it hurt?
     
  12. Fired Yo Momma

    Fired Yo Momma Kenny Powers!!!

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    I know but I say the majority not all. :?:
     
  13. Red Hot Sloth

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    Do you think your talkin' to Tommy Tucker?
     
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    No, I'm referring to when your sense of humor was replaced with a vagina.
     
  15. Red Hot Sloth

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    Thats a Mangyna thankyou
    Tommy Tucker,
    neighborhood.........



















































































    Sucker ;) :wave:
     
  16. LlammaPudge

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    You shouldn't pay more than $20 bucks for a high quality hooker, anything more than that your just throwing you cash away. I coulda had me a gazillion of those dime a dozen broads. What a douche...
     
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    yeah and your shiny new STDs would be a dime a dozen too.
     
  18. LlammaPudge

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    No pain,
    No Gain Biat@h!!!
    I eat that s#it like cookies!!
     
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    yeah, nothing like a gonorrhea snicker doodle.
     
  20. LlammaPudge

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    Yeah, its what makes herpes fun

    I really like dirty, skanky, skeevy, sifty, nasty, downright rough hookers to satisfy my needs.
    I'm not into kink, I just don't want my prostitutes to shower for a couple weeks before I bed them.
     

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