Gross, Chipotle: The real dangers of food

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  1. mtnbikerfred

    mtnbikerfred Super Moderator

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    I was ravenously hungry, so we ordered our favorite selections from our favorite Mexican joint. I'm eating two handed, with chips coming in from the left hand and my fork is flying in from the right with guacamole, all meeting at my gaping maw, which is macerating everything with alarming efficiency. It was all really, REALLY good, until something strange happened.... I missed a chip.

    Strangely, I didn't stop chewing, and I still felt something crunchy going on. It wasn't until I reached for my next chip that the horror set in. If you are squeemish, hit your back button now. I'm serious. It's gross. It makes rut's little boo-boo look like a scratch.

    DO NOT CLICK HERE

    Don't blame me. You were warned...
     
    mtnbikerfred, Apr 1, 2008
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  2. bvader

    bvader Long Live The Gorn!

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    Ohhh gawd! I can't believe that you managed to take a picture of that before you passed out!
     
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    Looks like good eatin' to me! :)
     
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    That chili is grossing me out.
     
    el_d00der1n0, Apr 1, 2008
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  5. silverspot

    silverspot Go that way...

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    Gives new meaning to the term 'finger foods'.
     
    silverspot, Apr 1, 2008
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  6. Kaboom

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    Yummy!!!
     
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  7. foofighter

    foofighter Ride More Talk Less

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    ii dont want to click someone tell me what the eff it is
     
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  8. Kaboom

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    It's not too bad. Have a look.
     
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  9. 1x1clyde

    1x1clyde Inspired by SSer's

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    Fred, you are a very lonely man, funny but lonely:lol:
     
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  10. foofighter

    foofighter Ride More Talk Less

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    that's a good one Fred...dam that looks pretty good
     
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    He must of stopped at Tommy's burgers first.
     
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    :lol: LOL!!
    Cause I put my hand up to block the screen like I was at a scary movie!!
     
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  13. Permagrin

    Permagrin Hard landing comin' up!

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    I can't even look at you :eek:
     
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    I don't get it-The chips look good and the Dr. Pepper looks refreshing...
     
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  15. FyrFytrRyn

    FyrFytrRyn RTB to a WNL

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    ahhhaha! ive done it a few times. seriously.
     
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  16. Chewyeti

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    i thought i was gonna see a bug in your food.... grosso

    you are a funny dude!


    Silly fred!..... tricks are for kids
     
    Chewyeti, Apr 1, 2008
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  17. Kid A

    Kid A now with 40% more bacon

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    baja fresh meet booboo flesh :eek:
     
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  18. 1FG rider

    1FG rider The G is for Gear

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    Ha! That's a good one.:lol:
     
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  19. dutch

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    that's better than the maggot my friend found in his taco when we were getting our taco tuesday on at arriba mexican food across from the UCI campus... that was seriously gross.

    nice work with the perspective!
     
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  20. un-kola

    un-kola Just another Homer!

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    Mmmmmmm.Fresh meat!:D -Lloyd
     
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