Bootleg: Before and After Pics (of my face)

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  1. CPATCRASH

    CPATCRASH Enjoy the ride!

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    My wife is from Philly and we got married almost 16 years ago and she still gives me crap. She is used to it now though. Although when I do come home hurt she tells me she is going to leave the garage open. NOT! I don't think she would like it if I had to replace all six bikes!
     
  2. Fired Yo Momma

    Fired Yo Momma Kenny Powers!!!

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    Yea I didnt go as big as most of you other guys but I was getting more and more confident after each run. Although I must say like what Luke said I did thank God after each run and when I did get back on the shuttle ride back up all I was thinkin was two things 1. this shuttle driver is getting real close to this cliff and 2. maybe I am pressing my luck with every run.
     
  3. Shu

    Shu Active Member

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    Admit it...you were rubbing in the WS win to a Yankees or Colo Rockies or Angels fan and got popped....:lol::bang:
     
  4. DownhillWebKook

    DownhillWebKook l'homme plus

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    So you're not going to be a model then...

    Ah man, that's a bummer. Kinda gotta fight club vibe happening so take advantage of it. Act edgy for a couple of days and then go ask your boss for an increase.

    Hope you're not in too much pain. Take care, man.
     
  5. CPATCRASH

    CPATCRASH Enjoy the ride!

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    You are nobody to be talking about pain right now. How are you feeling?
     
  6. bjammin

    bjammin Banned

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    Dude you look hot.
     
  7. Evil Chocula

    Evil Chocula ah buh bye now

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    Haha... if that was the case, I'd be posting pics of some busted up knuckles instead. Boston, kid!

    Good call, I'll pull that tomorrow. Just saw the doc, looks like it'll heal fine and I won't need any plastic :bang:.
     
  8. guero

    guero iFroth

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    that is burly....you can always use the old, "yeah, but you should see the other guy" line. heal up quick bubb.
     
  9. PacMan

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    You know, I had just about the same cut to my lip back in 7th grade. I was playing a game of street football and took a hard hit and ate asphalt. Split my lip wide open, like someone took scissors and snipped it.

    Went to the ER and they called in a plastic surgeon to stitch it back together--the ER doc said he wasn't good enough and didn't want to deform me for life. Since it was Easter weekend, it took like 4-5 hours for the plastic surgeon to get there.

    I got a few internal stitches and 9-10 outside. Now there is only a small hairline scar you have to be looking for to see. Same place too--right side upper lip.
     
  10. queenwilhelmina

    queenwilhelmina God Save the Queen

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    Well Brendan, I hope that's not your lasting memory of west coast riding! Make sure to do a few more fun, mellow, scenic rides before you head back to MA! It was nice meeting you! And hey, even if that leaves a scar, you got a cool mustache to cover it up. ;)

    Btw - The whole CHUBA thing is now as played out as "the shocker". Time for a new joke guys!!
     
  11. bjammin

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    Justin.. never, ever,ever,ever say "just one last run"
    I've flipped myself out too many times with that line.
    Both on the dh rig and the snow-plank.
     
  12. el_d00der1n0

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    I hope I'm not derailling the thread here, but...

    I think everyone understands the boutique bike jabs are all in good fun (come on Chumba guys, the chuba thing is funny), but when someone gives you s#!t about your "big box brand" that happens to be all that you can afford, it kinda hurts.

    It's fun to rip on the Shocker too -- mostly because they're ripping their customers off by making them think they're getting the same thing for less when they're getting something dangerous because it looks to the untrained eye like it can do more than it really can.
     
  13. bjammin

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    Evil Chocula ah buh bye now

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    What the f' are we talking about here? I only know one Shocker, and there ain't any customers (well, maybe a few one time customers). Is that a bike brand?
     
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    guero iFroth

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    i was thinking the same thing!

    willie, i might put your last post as my sig! :p
     
  16. Chaos

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    as much as all the plugs for the CHUBA brand? you've got to be kidding! :?:
     
  17. Code Blue

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    No doubt

    STR is like a infomercial for that brand. And folks call Turner owners Homers.:lol:
     
  18. queenwilhelmina

    queenwilhelmina God Save the Queen

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    :)
    Don't get me wrong. It doesn't hurt my feelings! However, like most jokes it was pretty funny at first, but after hearing it like 95,748,379,543 times it just gets old and is no longer funny!

    The next joke can be about Chumbas too if you guys want, just something new please! :lol:


    Ok now back to Brendan's face-- :)
     
  19. Fired Yo Momma

    Fired Yo Momma Kenny Powers!!!

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    OK I had to do it! Don't get upset with me Willie and Jason. Here it is 95,748,379,544 Chuba. It is old, back on topic now.

    EvilC you should rub Vitamin E on your wound I hear it helps with the scaring
     
  20. Evil Chocula

    Evil Chocula ah buh bye now

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    Yeah, WTF? :lol:
    Face looks 10x better today BTW, and I am no longer thinking about taking up Golf.
     

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