Welcome to STR

chatoloco · Feb 15, 2009

sar_boats said: ↑

welcome To The Madness. A Few Notes To Help Familiarize Yourself With Some Of The Other Members.

1. Don't Ever Let Shinken Set The Pace On A Ride. You Will Die
2. Ceedub Is A Sandbagger, Don't Make Any "friendly Bets" With Him Before A Ride.
3. Lbmtb Commonly Tells People To "stay Thirsty, My Friends." He Means Beer.
4. You Get Five Points If You Can Guess What Brand Of Bikes The Following People Ride: Turnerrob, Chumbajason, Tituschick, Turnerwhore
5. When Foshizzle Says "you're Ghey", Just Take It As A Compliment.
6. Omr Is The Oldest Mountain Biker In The World. He Is Also Faster Than You Or Me.
7. Report To Cc For "kickstand Inspection" At The First Ride You Attend.
8. Report To Sheclimbs After You Get Your Kickstand Inspection, For A "rearend And Final Drive Inspection". Pray She Doesn't Give You "the Shocker"
9. Str Is Way Better Than Mtbr Or Ridemonkey
10. Support Jensonusa And Adrenaline Bike Shop Since They Provide Financial Support For Str
11. Don't Be Stingy With The "thanks" Button, It Is Free To Use
12. No Matter What Your Personal Feelings Or Exeriences Are, Don't Ever Tell Dino Brown That Iron Horse Bikes Suck.
13. Don't Ever Challenge Guero To A Drinking Competition, You Will Lose.
14. Firedyomomma, However, Is A Lightweight. I've Seen Girl Scouts And Mormans Drink Him Under The Table.
15. Don't Ever Expect Integradriv3r To Wake Up In Time For A Ride, You Will Be Waiting For A Long Time.
16. The Only Reason Why Ladd Jasper Is So Nice Is Because He Pitys The Slow
17. Don't Try To Have More Posts Than Tkblazer. It Is Impossible.
18. If I Am Ever On A Ride With You, Expect To Hear A Lot Of Cursing Followed By Crashing Noises. Call 911 When This Happens.
19. 2wheellee And Hoosierdaddy Can Do One-handed Wheelies Up Hills You Or I Would Walk Up. You Will Learn To Hate Them As Much As I Do.
20. Andyakarut And Genusmtbkr5 Are The Official Str Ambassadors To Every Bike Race Available.
21. If You Can Catch Sauce, You Get To Kiss Her. (don't Bother Trying)
22. *fill In The Blank: I Don't Always Drink Beer, But When I Do I Drink _____________.*
23. *if I Can See The Coins In Your Pocket, You Had Better Use Them To Call A Tailor.*
24. 53,482: The Number Of Bikes Rob Will Have To Work On To Pay Off His Bike Parts And Hot Wing Debts
25: 15.31: Number Of Seconds, On Average, That A Post By Gabrielzink Stays On The Forum Before It Is Deleted
26: Jordansrealm Has A Better Job Than You, Or Me, Or Anyone That Doesn't Work At The Playboy Mansion.
27: Letyrides Does Roller Derby. She Is Tougher Than You.
28: Don't Compare Tattoos With Jsims Or Queenwilhemina. You Will Lose.
29: ~pakiha~ Was Once The Owner Of The Largest Bruise In The History Of Man.
30. Painfreak Thinks His Moustache Make Him Look Manly.
31. Don't Talk To Gurp13 About Dogs.
32. For That Matter, Don't Talk To Shudder About Chopped Harley-davidsons Either
33. Dstepper Makes The Tough Choices Look Easy: "hmm I Broke My Turner 5-spot Frame, So Should I Get Another 5-spot Frame, A Turner Rfx Or A Niner Rip9? Eh, I'll Get All Of Them And Sort It Out Later."
34. Avoid Hucking Contests With Calepic
35. Report All Steven Jackson Sightings Immediately. You'll Know Him When You See Him
36. Mechmann And Allison Don't Really Have Jobs, All They Do Is Go On Bike Trips
37. Carbonman And Shugamama Ride The Same Trails As Everyone Else. But They Do It On A Tandem, Pulling A Trailer (seriously)
38. If You Use Words Like Cheers, Bloody Good, Smashing, Footy, Tuppence, Wot Wot, Guv'nor, Or Have Ever Said "god Save The Queen" And Meant It, Then You Will Get Along Great With Keithb, Lefty Kev And Lazy Brit
39. Yes, I Do Love My Bikes Almost As Much As My Wife And Daughter.
40. 1x1clyde Is Faster Than He Looks. A Lot Faster. He Broke A Lynsky Titanium Mountain Bike Frame. On The Fully Loop. Yeah.
41. Jackieo Gives New Meaning To The Term "starved For Attention"
42. Pacman Has Been Seen Recently Racing Around On His Bike, Eating Dots And Running From Ghosts
43. You May Know Turnerrob By His Indian Name: Rides With Wrenches
44. When One_leg_rolled_up Gets Done With A Ride In His Reeboks And Jeans, There Is Usually A Bunch Of Pissed Off Riders On Bikes That Cost 4x As Much As His That Got Dropped Somewhere
45. Kid A Excels At Ignoring The Doctor's Orders
46. Being A Broken Member Does Not Mean You Need Viagra.
47. There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room. None
48. Bighit8 Was Army Artillery. So Just Keep Repeating "can You Hear Me Now" To Him Until You Get A Response.
49. I Hate Foo. So Will You.

Most Importantly: no One Gets Left Behind. Ever.

*stolen From "the Most Interesting Man In The World" But Very True

welcome To Str
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Thanx For The Welcome Rules And So Far You Got The Flow Bro !!

jakethecake · Feb 15, 2009

Good stuff :bang:

RockHopper · Feb 19, 2009

Very Cool way to get a feel for each person's personality

:lol:

SAR_boats said: ↑

Welcome to the madness. A few notes to help familiarize yourself with some of the other members.

1. Don't ever let ShinKen set the pace on a ride. You will die
2. CeeDub is a sandbagger, don't make any "friendly bets" with him before a ride.
3. LBMTB commonly tells people to "Stay thirsty, my friends." He means beer.
4. You get five points if you can guess what brand of bikes the following people ride: TurnerRob, ChumbaJason, TitusChick, TurnerWhore
5. When FoShizzle says "You're Ghey", just take it as a compliment.
6. OMR is the oldest mountain biker in the world. He is also faster than you or me.
7. Report to CC for "kickstand inspection" at the first ride you attend.
8. Report to SheClimbs after you get your kickstand inspection, for a "rearend and final drive inspection". Pray she doesn't give you "the shocker"
9. STR is way better than MTBR or Ridemonkey
10. Support JensonUSA and Adrenaline Bike Shop since they provide financial support for STR
11. Don't be stingy with the "thanks" button, it is free to use
12. No matter what your personal feelings or exeriences are, don't ever tell Dino Brown that Iron Horse bikes suck.
13. Don't ever challenge Guero to a drinking competition, you will lose.
14. FiredYoMomma, however, is a lightweight. I've seen girl scouts and Mormans drink him under the table.
15. Don't ever expect Integradriv3r to wake up in time for a ride, you will be waiting for a long time.
16. The only reason why Ladd Jasper is so nice is because he pitys the slow
17. Don't try to have more posts than TKblazer. It is impossible.
18. If I am ever on a ride with you, expect to hear a lot of cursing followed by crashing noises. Call 911 when this happens.
19. 2WheelLee and Hoosierdaddy can do one-handed wheelies up hills you or I would walk up. You will learn to hate them as much as I do.
20. AndyakaRut and genusmtbkr5 are the official STR ambassadors to every bike race available.
21. If you can catch Sauce, you get to kiss her. (Don't bother trying)
22. *Fill in the blank: I don't always drink beer, but when I do I drink _____________.*
23. *If I can see the coins in your pocket, you had better use them to call a tailor.*
24. 53,482: The number of bikes Rob will have to work on to pay off his bike parts and hot wing debts
25: 15.31: Number of seconds, on average, that a post by GabrielZink stays on the forum before it is deleted
26: JordansRealm has a better job than you, or me, or anyone that doesn't work at the playboy mansion.
27: LetyRides does roller derby. She is tougher than you.
28: Don't compare tattoos with JSims or QueenWilhemina. You will lose.
29: ~Pakiha~ was once the owner of the largest bruise in the history of man.
30. PainFreak thinks his moustache make him look manly.
31. Don't talk to Gurp13 about dogs.
32. For that matter, don't talk to Shudder about chopped Harley-Davidsons either
33. Dstepper makes the tough choices look easy: "Hmm I broke my Turner 5-spot frame, so should I get another 5-spot frame, a Turner RFX or a Niner RIP9? Eh, I'll get all of them and sort it out later."
34. Avoid hucking contests with CalEpic
35. Report all Steven Jackson sightings immediately. You'll know him when you see him
36. Mechmann and Allison don't really have jobs, all they do is go on bike trips
37. Carbonman and Shugamama ride the same trails as everyone else. But they do it on a tandem, pulling a trailer (seriously)
38. If you use words like cheers, bloody good, smashing, footy, tuppence, wot wot, guv'nor, or have ever said "God save the Queen" and meant it, then you will get along great with KeithB, Lefty Kev and Lazy Brit
39. Yes, I do love my bikes almost as much as my wife and daughter.
40. 1x1Clyde is faster than he looks. A lot faster. He broke a Lynsky Titanium mountain bike frame. On the fully loop. Yeah.
41. Jackieo gives new meaning to the term "starved for attention"
42. PacMan has been seen recently racing around on his bike, eating dots and running from ghosts
43. You may know TurnerRob by his Indian name: Rides with Wrenches
44. When One_leg_rolled_up gets done with a ride in his reeboks and jeans, there is usually a bunch of pissed off riders on bikes that cost 4x as much as his that got dropped somewhere
45. Kid A excels at ignoring the doctor's orders
46. Being a broken member does not mean you need Viagra.
47. There is no sex in the champagne room. None
48. Bighit8 was Army artillery. So just keep repeating "Can you hear me now" to him until you get a response.
49. I hate Foo. So will you.

Most importantly: No one gets left behind. Ever.

*Stolen from "The most interesting man in the world" but very true

Welcome to STR
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RockHopper · Feb 19, 2009

Just Joined

Moved to intro.

GoJohnGo · May 11, 2009

Interesting.

MacGuyVer · Jun 26, 2009

Semi-Noob here..

..but can already say that I concur with #9 :beer:

SAR_boats said: ↑

9. STR is way better than MTBR or Ridemonkey
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elbowsUP · Sep 28, 2009

I'm new to this site / thread but...

I moved the post to it's own thread: http://www.socaltrailriders.org/forum/introduce-yourself/41785-im-new-site-thread-but.html

boxdog · Mar 6, 2010

Well that was helpful. Thanks for the welcome.

gooseaholic · Mar 6, 2010

bighit8= post whore. Gooseaholic is reformed. Oh and its Marine Corps, not Army.:lol: Still freaking very funny. Oh and Bighit8 died a tragic death when he sold his bike and bought a mongoose.

Dodgerblu · Sep 10, 2011

Thanks for the info lol

JPSC37 · Nov 7, 2011

Thats awesome Info. I am new to this site and am excited to see what comes from it. I just picked up MTB not long ago and now its hard to get me off it for more then a day!!

gooseaholic · Nov 7, 2011

Wow. Been a long time since I have seen this. Course I went from 18 or so post a day to maybe 5 times a month if that.

JonnyNRSC1 · Aug 31, 2012

Excellent Thread! Really excited to start getting to know the group, came by a couple of weeks ago on a thursday night ride... great time! Looking forward to learning some new rides and challenging my new hobby!

-Cheers!

retrofred · Jul 5, 2022

Hi all, new to the forum. Just a SoCal MTBr looking broaden my outlook and chat with new people. Been riding sense the late 80’s and have seen the cycling world change in so many ways and also seen thing reinvented and called “new”

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