How to make homemade applesauce: http://www.pickyourown.org/applesauce.htm Which leads to applesauce pork loin: http://www.nyapplecountry.com/porkloinapplescin.htm And some Texas second graders' stories about Johnny appleseed, complete with pictures: http://www.hipark.austin.isd.tenet.edu/projects/Second/ja/ja.html
Stuff from mcsweeneys.net... A letter to Elton John from the office of NASA Administration: http://mcsweeneys.net/2009/5/28moe.html Yub Jub means "devour the weak": An authoritative Study of Ewoks, from the field notes of David Atten-boru and Pladdo Cardigan, Exo-naturalists: http://mcsweeneys.net/2009/6/2mcardle.html
Dude those people are SCARY, I remember at SDCC one year we were bored and watched a Klingon play, thought this could be funny but we were wrong. It was scary, we were only ones who had no idea what was going on, they were so into it. We left after just a few minutes. NEVER again.
for the life of me i can't figure out if she's supposed to be India indian or Central America Indian...
Topless coffee shop up in flames... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31086037/?GT1=43001 Why don't we have those here in california? Life's just not fair.