Phantom Pooper almost caught!

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  1. osmarandsara

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    Yup.....that was the info I last heard.
     
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    Are you serious this guys name is the POOPER? maybe he had to take a dump pulled over and crapped and you rode up on him? Or is he deliberately pooping in the middle of the trails?
     
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    thats funny this post is about the phantom pooper and your name is DUKE?
     
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    jasonmason inebriate savant

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    Reading the thread before commenting on it might be a good idea here...
     
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    A new Phantom Pooper?

    So I took some kids hiking today at oaks did about a 12 mile loop. At the rocks where the graffiti is towards robbers peak one of them says he's gotta go #2, I told him to find a bush and one of the kids had a brown paper lunch bag he could use to wipe himself, but the kid didn't want to go. So he is holding it all the way until we get to the trails leading back to the road then all of a sudden he is like "give me the bag this sh!t is gonna happen right now" he goes behind a bush and puts the paper bag in front of him squats and drops a duce and pisses all over the brown bag (his toilet paper) at the same time. I hear a scream arggghhh from the bushes as he tried to stand up he lost his balance and stepped in his own sauce, tries to shuffle his feet and ends up putting the other foot in it. when he finally emerged from the bushes hes got both his shoes in shit one of his socks has the sauce and somehow managed to get some on the back of his shirt. It was hilarious watching him walk back to the car you could tell it was itching............he spent at least a half hour at the Taco Bell restroom practically taking a shower and washing his clothes.......

    I bought the kid food and while we ate there was classical music being played throughout the restaurant I didn't know Taco Bell was such a classy joint
     
  7. DirtymikeTDB

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    I know I am quoting an old post..... But I have an answer



    Bring paper.... wipes... or always wear longer socks
     
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    Lol

    Wipes always come in handy for many things, I highly recommend you throw a pack in your backpack (if you wear one).
     
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    Thanks for sharing..........NO, really......thanks. :?: :-s
     
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    I only read 3 pages before posting. Apparently, the unsub is a serial trail pooper :)

    Red shirt and spandex helped in the profile. They have dna :clap:
     
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    The brain tumor ending to the story is really anticlimactic.

    I really wanted an ending that included a police chase.
     
  13. denmother

    denmother Gone riding....

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    I agree Andy!!! Very sad indeed. I think that explains his behavior ;)
     
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    WOW!!!!

    Good thing newport police has the time to investigate this terrible crime!
     
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    Read this whole thread last night; what a crappy ending! I really was looking forward to reading about a poop ambush!! Sheeat.....
     
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