Phantom Pooper almost caught!

I figured I would post this here instead of an old post that everyone would have to go through several pages to find info..

Here is what Jim (the Santiago Oaks Ranger) had to say....

Dear Mountain Bike Riders,



Update:

On Monday, August 24, 2009, Santiago Oaks ranger staff witnessed the person as he pulled down his bike pants, semi-squatted and actually defecated a huge amount on the trail.

We caught up to him and tried to detain him by holding onto his bike until the Sheriffs arrived, but he became combative after about 15 minutes and we had to let go.

There were no other riders around during that time to assist us.

The attached photo is a back view of the subject escaping by riding towards Robber’s Roost and down the Oak Trail (3 B’s).

Sadly, the subject is a bike rider and not a disgruntled hiker or equestrian.

He is a white male, about 6 feet tall and 190 lbs., with acne scars (pock marks) on his face.

He was wearing a black bike helmet, red bike shirt, and black bike pants.

His bike is an orange/burnt-orange color. It has the word PERFORMANCE across the top frame.

Please get word out to the bike riding community and maybe someone can identify him for us.

Thank you.



Jim S

Senior Park Ranger

Santiago Oaks Regional Park

(714) 973-6621

fax (714) 667-6500

Tuesday through Friday

6:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

So if you see a guy riding an orange bike with "Performance" written on it, call him in!!!

Kinda ironic with the word performance, huh!?!!?!

 

I think it is Disco.

 

"squatted and actually defecated a huge amount" Not to make light of the subject but that is hilarious.

PS - I can't see your pics.

 

he posts as deuce dropper

 

Wait....no wiping?

 

Sham WOW....

 

:-k Maybe he is just trying to make a point about the Horse Dooties all over the place :?: There has to be a reason for it and I really want to know what it is.

 

weird.

 

Maybe they can get a match on this guy on ratemypoo.com . (Only for the serious poo detective)
Who knows, maybe biking gets his bowels hyped up?

 

if you look closely in the photo, you can see a skid mark

 

As If

Gabe for the last time I will not wrap my ass in spandex, lay off the Glitter hot pants.8-[

BTW if by "call it in" you mean beat down and jack 10/4 good buddy.

 

Anyone remember "the hair bandit" from a few years ago? The guy had a fetish for long hair and would attack women from behind and cut off their long hair.

It turned out to be Mike Howard, a frame builder at Simonetti Cycles.

It's wierd when the culprit turns out to be "one of our own."

 

damn xc weenies

 

Just curious, what exactly would he be charged with? Can you get in trouble for shitting in the woods? I guess there's indecent exposure if someone sees you, but i'm not sure what else.

 

does anyone have a close up of the skidmarks?

Combing the archives, only two Orange bikes so far...

http://www.socaltrailriders.org/for...h-then-you-ride-aka-path-beers-bike-ride.html

Just saying the could have only been so much traffic, and tires would narrow it down:?:. Only Person I know who would pimp performance and matches the description was a dude named Andrew from the Tustin shop but dont think he rides an Orange bike. Phil probably put a sticker on the Orange commuter I sold him:-k.

 

Laying Cable in the middle of a fire road in a public park is not the same as burying a deuce properly when no restrooms can be found for miles. This is not "the woods". Its a highly used multi use park. his person has been doing his business in the middle of trails for a while now.

If pissing in public is Illegal how is birthing a corn eyed brown trout not? :?:

 

With a little search I came up with this. In California for most citys the fine is 1000$
and up to 6 months in jail.

 

Dude, if ya gotta shit, ya gotta shit.


But fer gawd sakes get off the trail....

 

On another note, there is something I don't get from the original post. The message is from the park ranger who stated that he (and other staff) could not hold onto the guy because he became combative. Last time I checked, park rangers are peace officers and are usually armed with guns and other fun non-lethal stuff. Why didn't they put a beat down on the guy and cuff him when he became combative (aka resisting arrest)?

 

I just found my costume for Halloween. I'll spread poop all over my face to complete the look.


"You'll never catch me, You'll never catch the Phantom Pooper"!