I'm going to jail

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  1. Fewinhibitions

    Fewinhibitions Always be a moving target

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    Hmmm, looks to me like that fine instrument of defense is pointing the wrong way...just saying...

    :bang:


     
  2. vlad

    vlad Montrose Bike Shop

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    For those cars that don't have some type of lock on the gas tank, a heard a couple of cubes sugar (or possibly Cloffshot blocks) into the gas tank will render the car inoperable forever.
     
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    Shu Active Member

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    what can I say...Googled Images w/ "guns on bicycles" and this is the only one that came up....lol
     
  4. SheDevil

    SheDevil I just ride my bike....

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    Not forever....the transmission is rebuildable after.


    8) don't ask.
     
  5. mpmffitz

    mpmffitz Farm Freerider

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    Trail militia

    Be part of the trail militia
     
  6. D. Diamond

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    I cannot condone this, but the battery/lugnut method (debris... you "didn't" throw anything) makes a certain amount of sense, and as broke as I am I'll still find a few bucks to pitch in to your legal defense/bail fund. I would also favorite the vid on youtube if it existed.
     
  7. D. Diamond

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    Not trying to sound hyper-critical here but technically he only called them "young kids". He described what they yelled as "armenian slur crap", so when he mentioned armenian is was not as a people but as a language.

    He never brought up race, only you did.

    Having said that, I agree with everything else you said, and your post was hilarious.


     
  8. wannagobig

    wannagobig Gigantic Member

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    FYI--the porcelain used in spark plugs will crack/spiderweb/ruin windshields with relative ease..but, then again, so will a .38..
     
  9. mpmffitz

    mpmffitz Farm Freerider

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    If your going to act as vigilante be careful in Los Angeles the body count is well above 500 and the prisons have alot of new commits.
     
  10. zee zee

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    i love the rock idea but really you wanna get some attention carry some cheap or broken spark plugs. vary time i go out on a road ride i carry 2 of them.
    just last Sunday i used both and like cracked the whole window on a car.
    i must say it was----F`en epic
     
  11. ThinkFast

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    Going to jail in lycra :eek:...not a good combination. #-o

    Go with plan B.
     
  12. gray

    gray Tree Hugger

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    Good luck :lol:
    http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp
     
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    Off topic, Gray, I saw two of your Hooker Spit drawings Tuesday. They're still alive apparently!
     
  14. crispy

    crispy Wannabe

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    I must be lucky, I have only had toilet paper thrown at me.

    Having said that, I am now going to get hit every time I step tire on the asphalt.#-o
     
  15. sandblast

    sandblast One less 29er

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    I love all of you guys blaming his I.E. location on this. There are just as many, if not more, of your O.C. douche bag kids in Beemers pulling this crap than idiot trash doing it in Fontana. It's a human wide issue, not alleviated by your ~40 miles of geography separation and over debt ridden population. Get over yourselves.
     
  16. Pain Freak

    Pain Freak Dead or Alive

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    Well, it's a new day and I've calmed down some but I still want vengance. In the past I've called the police with plate numbers and never heard anything back so I wonder if they ever did anything. Today I called the Upland/San Bernardino sherrif's and told them of my situation. They took a report from me and asked me what I wanted them to do? I was a little taken off guard as I didn't expect that question. I thought for a few seconds and asked if maybe they'd keep an eye out while out on patrol. I got some lip service but basically I got the feeling they just wanted me off the phone. Am I going to carry rocks? I think I will for a while. The steel C02 cartridges looks like a better idea to me. Thanks Dale!
     
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    Like the Star Bellied Sneeches with stars on their guts, maybe we should remove the bullseye from our backs .....so...turn your jersey around, silly!#-o
     
  18. dirtmistress

    dirtmistress AKA Roadiemistress

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    Oh MikeMikeMike.. were you sporting baggies and hairy legs on a road bike again???
    Most likely they were from the 'Ouch Maxxis' team and were insulted by your attire!
    Sir! I would have thrown a european cycling catalogue at you instead! So you could then rock the proper road kit!!
     
  19. pinoiryder

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    i have a sling shot you can borrow.. let me know.. it has a pretty good range.. let see if they can outrun a a marble size ball bearing...
     
  20. Pain Freak

    Pain Freak Dead or Alive

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    Liz,Liz,Liz I'm out here in the IE not the westside. We are not even allowed to have anything even close to resembling a euro kit out here. They've only been throwing sodas at me. I don't want to get shot!
     

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