How to be a roadie

Discussion in 'The Roadie Hangout' started by herzalot, Jan 27, 2014.

  1. herzalot

    herzalot Well-Known Member

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    Beat me to it. Logged on specifically to post this.
     
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    herzalot Well-Known Member

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    Ooops, sorry. Add a "how to be a roadie" that Matt forgot...

    I'll start. "Convince yourself there's safety in numbers..."
     
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    CarbonLegs Search for ultimate ride.

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    HR monitor during Sex-

    Awesome...
     
  5. wheeler

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    Excellent!
     
  6. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors Climbing > desending

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    One must always remember, and adhere to, the Rules. If you do not, then you are not a true roadie. Of course, I break most of them just getting on my road bike.

    http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/
     
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    How to corner on steep angle road bike...
     
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    Read the rules from velomanati... I'm in serious trouble

    Sent from my SGH-T959V using Tapatalk 2
     
  9. Runs with Scissors

    Runs with Scissors Climbing > desending

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    He's not cornering....he forgot to unclip.
     
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    CarbonLegs Search for ultimate ride.

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    Them are some gnarly pictures, Volvo team/bike picture with Tinker must be when i was in high school- mid nineties, maybe earlier.
     
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    that is damn funny!
     
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    Also you must try and resemble a T-Rex........all legs and no arms. Upper body muscle is not acceptable.
     
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    N + 1 formula applies to mountain bikes too.
     
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    BIKEMONSTER "Sir, you are recreating"

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    Those wacky roadies, god love 'em.
     

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    I saw this video and immediately thought of the rules. The PB video actually references the rules twice. As to your violations, I refer you to rule #3. :)
     
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    When I ride my road bike for training it is normally alone. Most Roadies bug.......

    I much prefer riding with mbikers ;-)
     

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