How not to release a bear...

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  1. foofighter

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    my coworker's brother lives in Idaho and he works fora company that designs and sells bear boxes and the bear container seen here. He caught this catch and release...the bear was not happy.
     

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    BrewMaster Thirsty

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    Thanks Duan. Now I know for the next time I release a bear. ;)
     
  3. el_d00der1n0

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    now did that bear go and 5#!T in the woods after that?
     
  4. SchwinnStr8

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    WOW...Is that a piece of his leg at the bottom of the last pic?!
     
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    I'm thinking they may want to add a remote door opener... At least offer it as an option :?: :lol:
     
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    HOLY CRAP!!!!! Now that was an unhappy animal release! Usually (on Discovery,etc.) everyone is crying because of how happy they are for the animal. But that guy is crying for a different reason! Damn!!!
     
  7. andy aka rut

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    What the hell?!!!

    Doesnt the other ranger know to wear gloves when dealing with another persons bodily fluids???

    That is totally dangerous!! He could catch a disease doing that. Totally unsafe practice. [-X

    Actually I'm really glad to see they are both safe. Pretty scary stuff!
     
  8. el_d00der1n0

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    There's a book about the Faralon Islands off the SF coast called The Devil's Teeth. Apparently the author witnessed a release of a seal near there. The place is a pretty well known Great White hangout. They got to see their seal torn apart as soon as it hit the water.
     
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    Gnar. It occurs to me that there is probably a smarter way of getting this done. Oh, and it was good of his buddy not to lose the shot while his partner was getting mauled.
     
  10. dirtvert

    dirtvert Whine on!

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    i think those are the same guys that do the "controlled" burns in the forests. they should really look into another line of work...
     
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    stinkyrider ....BANSHEE RIDER

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    dirtvert Whine on!

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    btw- on another version of this you can hear the guy's phone call: "honey, could you bring me some clean underwear. don't ask..."
     
  13. el_d00der1n0

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    interesting question: does a park ranger 5#!T his pants in the woods?
     
  14. foofighter

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    read below lol


    bloody gauze (sp?)
     
  15. kevinator

    kevinator Staying hydrated

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    Whoa, that's insane - reminds of the first Jurassic Park. That's one lucky sumbitch.
     
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    Hope they didn't kill that bear. Did they shoot it? I would figure the guy in the cab would have once his partner was on the ground.
     
  17. boludo

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    I still dont know if bears poop in the woods, but I KNOW that guy pooped in his pants.

    cant stop laughing. that is the coolest! glad the guy lived thru it. dont make them like they used to.
     
  18. foofighter

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    yah i the bear took off but he's an angry bear that's got a taste for human blood...and he's looking...da da da dummmm
     
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    uzziboy hi Ron...it's Ron

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    here is my question why the f**k wasnt the cage bolted to or at least chained to bed of truck, total lack of planning
     
  20. el_d00der1n0

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    uh oh! a bear's got the taste for man flesh!

    don't make me link that pic again! :lol:
     

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