So a second year engineering student walked down the campus and saw his class mate with a shiny new bike and he ask: Wow that's a nice bike, when did you get that? His classmate answered: You won't believe this, I was just walking along and a good looking blond girl with this bike stopped right in front of me. She then proceeds to take off her cloth and said "take whatever you want". The engineering student applauded his classmate: Great choice, her cloth won't fit you anyways.
How about a Plumber joke while we're at it.... This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job, and he started working on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom seven-inch gangly wrench. Just then this little apprentice leaned over and said, 'You can't work on a Findlay sprinkler head with a Langstrom seven-inch wrench.' Well, this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, 'The Langstrom seven-inch wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.' Just then the little apprentice leaned over and says, 'It says sprocket, not socket!'
and all this time I thought you were going to cal poly to become a SANITATION ENGINEER..............:lol:
I'm an Enginerd But I'm a Piping Engineer... And to prove I'm NOT a plumber, here are some pics of what I do all day long....
you can only play the swine flu game soo many times before IT cuts off that website ..... for timmy...
Good stuff. I'm a city hall guy and my boss is a civil, and even worse, he's a Trojan. I'm always looking for some ammo. Keep it coming.
A mathematician and an engineer die and go to hell. The devil decides to mess with them. So he puts a beautiful woman in front of each of them, and tells them that each time he cracks his whip, they can move half the distance to their respective woman. He cracks his whip, and the engineer steps forward, but the mathematician stays put. Another crack of the whip, and the same result. This happens a few more times. The devil then turns to the mathematician and asks why he's not moving. The mathematician replies, "You're just messing with us. We'll never be able to get to the women, so why bother?" The devil cackles, and turns to the engineer. The engineer grins and says, "yeah, I know I'll never actually get there, but I'll get close enough for practical purposes."
This is like a funny joke among electrical engineers, I heard it from my EE professor: Q: How do you design an oscillator? A: Just design an op-amp, and it will oscillate, and vice versa Gives you an idea about the sense of humor of some nerds. Close enough, that's the engineering motto
