Phantom Pooper almost caught!

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  1. DISCO

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    Not dark enough

    We are waiting for daylight savings to end to organize the TT witch hunt, the torches and pitchforks just don't look right in dusky light.
     
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    Ok so he does it every tuesday in the same spot at the same time correct? Im not expert but couldnt we take the pitchforks and Torches to that spot and lie in wait. Then we will capture the phantom and fine him beers:beer:
     
  3. Gnutz

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    It would be funny to follow him to his car or home and return the favor.
     
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    maybe we take him to dinner after ;)
     

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    I wonder if he poops for hire?

    I would like to send him to a couple places to drop some karma!
     
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    Pooper update:

    Had a run in with him this evening. Never admitted to doing it.....but never denied it. When asked why.......his statement was "Horese, *hit on the trail.....dogs, *hit on the trail".

    He is also no longer riding the burnt orange Performance brand singlespeed. He has graduated to a Red Access singlespeed.

    He is now clearly aware that the park users know who he is.

    Snapped a picture of him:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Where's his cape? :lol:
     
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    dirtvert Whine on!

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    before we go all "fox news" on this guy, can we verify--maybe from the rangers--that it's actually him before we grab our pitchforks?

    (however, he does look a little constipated)

    :exlax:
     
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    Wish I was there for that!
     
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    Sent the pic to Ranger Simkins.
     
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    How did you know it was him...did you catch him in the act or recognize him from the Ranger's picture? Good for you in confronting him! I don't understand what he said to you though...perhaps you didn't either. :?:
     
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    My wife caught him one night when she was riding. She later pointed him out to me. Seeing the ranger's picture and description, it was identical to what my wife saw. Funny thing is, the week after the ranger posted up his picture......the guy all of a sudden started riding a red bike instead of the orange bike that he was usually seen riding. :?: :-k
     
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    You sir, are a hero!

    I owe you a beer -- as promised earlier in this thread to the person who gets his picture!! :beer:

    Once the ranger confirms, you should make a "WANTED" poster and put it in a sticky thread for all STR to see :bang:

    He'll be trading his Access for a stationary bike to pedal at home!


     
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    Add me to the list of folks that will buy you a beer.

    BTW, where did you manage to come across him?

    He could use a little more clarity so I gave him a wipe:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Tuesday again! Next Tuesday have the camera flash charged and lie in wait. On second thought just stand and wait.
     
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    If his statement is correct ... my theory was too.
     
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    Rigid hard tail, explains how things got shook loose.

    I think it would be rash to get all "Fox news" over this, to prevent future tragedies like this from recurring we can create a charity to buy "trapdoor" bibs for the rigid rides among us to take fast action when the ride gets poopy.
     
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    lycra, white socks, no visor(?)


    roadie scum....
     
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