The Attack of the Phantom Pooper

LOL!

They are more concerned with hot bikes, than hot poop!

 

1. you're way too smart to be on str.

2. i want this bumper sticker:

Adults into scatological activities can be very primitively organized.

 

Looks like this thread just made Craigs List.

 

rofl. dude I did not need that visual

 

This is the most entertaining post out there!

Not too far off topic...
Way back when I was a kid, we went camping and stopped at a rest area. We had this little white dog (Cock-A-Poo, I think) and she found a fresh pile to roll in. It flippin' stunk. I think my mom vomited trying to clean her up.

 

I cant believe Im the first one to say this but...rotest: dangit who removed the "this thread is worthless without pics" smiley ?!?!?!? rofl. There isnt even a "BS" smiley? What is this forum coming too?
Maybe its a hiker that hates bikes and bags it up for the whole week so he can place it in just the right spots to where you cant make it through. I dont know about you but after I hit 25 years of age theres no way I could perform the act in under 10 minutes or without reading material. So multiple droppings on a trail screams conspiracy to me.
Is it always a good handful? Does he ever get the runs? Someone needs to get their hands dirty here and get to the bottom of this sh*t !

 

is there a link to one Gabe Zink posting that he will be riding there and these so called droppings? just an observtaion.

 

Hey Stinky180! How in the world were you able to discern the difference between horse, dog and human shat?:-k
Did you roll it around on the roof of your mouth like a good glass of red ? And then rule out the horse and dog feces?:lol::lol: or was there a piece-o-corn that you recognized?:-s

 

Someone down the hall wants to know why I'm laughing.

It's not funny, I know, I know...

 

in stinks defense, horsie poo is usualy hay, and doggie poo, at least my dog's poo is different looking than what i leave in the toilet. and people poo tends to coil. we had a homeless guy pooing behind the dumpster where i used to work. i got tired of cleaning it up, so i had a stakeout and nailed him with water baloons filled with vinegar and hot sauce. he threw poop at me. but he hasent been back. and yes, i did dodge it.

 

Magnificent.

 

I bet the pooper reads this thread and laughs.

I saw the poop last Tue night.

I can't believe that with all the resources we have, we still haven't caught the guy.

 

Poop watch 2009.
Fresh poop when i rode by on tuesday, July 7 around 7pm.

 

at the top right? It's not too far from the power lines and right in the middle of the trail. I was out there Tuesday as well and trust me for anyone who hasn't run across it. You'll know when you do. It only takes a second to register in your brain what you just saw in the middle of the trail.

 

I remember like one or two months ago when riding to the waterfall/dam at JPL we found a pillow with no pillow case close to the end of the trail and were wondering what the hell?.....then we reached the fall and at the corner where the stream lies off there was a rock with straight out splatter masa all over it and next to it was the pillow case with streaks and flies all over it disgusting :lol:

 

Wasn't last Tuesday a full moon? I'm starting to think this fiend is operating on a lunar cycle (as opposed to a bi-cycle) 8-[

 

thank you for that vivid image in words, now I must go throw up.

 

if it had corn in it --sorry it was me

 

Rode the oaks thursday, July 23. poop was there, for what- like the 50th time. But it was a couple of days old- I'm guessing it was placed there on Tuesday, July 21, and ridden through plenty of times. I got to hand it to the pooper, it's always in the same place, and easily avoidable to those who look out for it. It'll be a shame if the phantom pooper starts pooping in a different spot.

 

Has anyone ruled out the OP? This could all be an elaborate ruse to deflect attention away from his biological terrorism...