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  1. One_Track_Mind

    One_Track_Mind New Member

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    I just thought all middle eastern chicks had a little extra fur...
     
  2. mtnbkr818

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    I like my single speed, all stripped down and shaved off all of the extra weight. Would be nice if she had her bike all trimmed down for that clean look as well.
     
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    Luckily you'll escape the wrath of the gay yet homophobic evangelical church leaders, since it's not, technically 100% a man you're "knowing", cause she's like a mermaid, with the lady parts on top &... some other stuff... goin on on the bottom.

    I mean come on, who doesn't like mermaids?
     
  4. GeorgiaOfTheJungle

    GeorgiaOfTheJungle THE Penultimate Mtb'er

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    You don't drink by choice? How often does someone make you do it? It's those crazy STR guys, isn't it? Yeah, I'd be sober if not for them, too. Do you think you're fast enough to ride with a fast chick? Would you wait for her if she wasn't fast enough? Would you expect her to wait for you? Have you ever been chicked? Are you really ready to be chicked on every ride by the girl you're dating?

    You guys are cracking me up--thanks! Much needed :)
     
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    denmother Gone riding....

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    Where's the pics????
     
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    Georgia, I salute you for stepping up to the plate. The thought of getting chicked intrigues me. I would wait for the woman I love and would expect her to wait for the man she loved. If the difference was too great then I would reccomend separate rides or meeting up after one has done their workout. Maybe schedule an off day just to be with your mate. The no drinking no smoking is not or has ever been a problem for me. Just not into it. Now some of the STR guys sets me up with some of their friends from the land of misfit toys, then I could be persuaded to have a drink on them sorta speak. As far as women being fast in their sport I think is a turn on. I wouldnt mind being their number 1 fan.
     
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    denmother Gone riding....

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    And how would you know that?????
     
  8. GeorgiaOfTheJungle

    GeorgiaOfTheJungle THE Penultimate Mtb'er

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    You seem to be a good sport. If I meet any single women looking for a mtb'er, I'll let you know. Or, I'll let them know about you--still not sure you're not stalker material.

    Denmo has a point-- pics? It may help to sell yourself until you get some more titles, like king of the mini bikes or something. When is the next mini-bike race?
     
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    jasonmason inebriate savant

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    The coaster brake is ultimate stalker material. No squealing!

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  11. mtnbkr818

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    Silent until its time for re-packing
     
  12. GeorgiaOfTheJungle

    GeorgiaOfTheJungle THE Penultimate Mtb'er

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    Just to warn you, some of the guys on here have terrific legs, so be careful if you answer any PMs. ;)
    I'm just saying....
     
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    Fastest way to kill a chat, Send em your picture.
     
  14. mtnbkr818

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    He[​IMG]y, I'm working here
     
  15. GeorgiaOfTheJungle

    GeorgiaOfTheJungle THE Penultimate Mtb'er

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    Yep, that's why I don't post pics. I think you've just passed your 5 min of post fame. The ADDers have moved on :)
    Try posting pics of the bike, that'll get 'em hot again.
     
  16. Pho'dUp

    Pho'dUp Spam Musubi MasherSS

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    Zion SS? What no Sworks? No Ti? Man, already fighting an uphill battle to win the hearts of the single and fit chicks..

    I shall cheer you on brave soldier.
     
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    yeah you better go out and spend at least 6K to have any game with the chicks
     
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    Yeah, but it kinda looks like it might be fixed. I see no brakes. Maybe some hipster girls would like that.
     
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    proraptor The Bikes & Brew Crew

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    I agree Ill start looking for hairy hippie mtn bike riding chicks for him
     
  20. GeorgiaOfTheJungle

    GeorgiaOfTheJungle THE Penultimate Mtb'er

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    You need to check out the Velodrome. No mtb'er in her right mind would want to be associated with that bike (and you said you don't want crazy) ;)

    Was it established that it IS chicks ONLY, for sure? Andy may have been a good match--too bad he's taken now.
     

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