Who is Shaggy? Is he Russian? Is he using STR to rig the next election (we do have some of the best people on earth)? Does he own a MTB? Does he ride it? Does he ride road (yuck)? Is he even worse and races Cross? What was the purpose of purchasing the website? Does he plan on becoming a part of the family or is this just for the revenue? Will he were a Mankini after some bad decisions with good friends on a Thursday?