The time killing thread

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  1. jasonmason

    jasonmason inebriate savant

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    Any time you feel like maybe one more beer might be too much, remember the wise words of Cliff Calvin, on the theory of intelligence and natural selection:

    'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . .
    A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
    And when the herd is hunted, It is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

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    New stuff!

    This thread needs a bump.

    Besides, pretty much everyone has tomorrow off, so todays like and honorary friday!:beer:

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    slowSSer ali'i hua

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    oh good god...

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    (714): Letd wlk him
    (714): Lrtd walek hime
    (714): Lets wlk home,,,ther we go

    Oh man slow, this must be a gift from God. :clap::clap::clap:
     
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    Here's your bump tara...

    A blog of some people travelling the world, sampling 1000 wines along the way...definitely some fun reading.

    http://www.1000wines.org/

    bacon vs. tofu...

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    oh yeah. I think a foot might have a better impact than a head methinks...

    and for people who want weird-ass flash cartoons:
    http://www.fat-pie.com/salad.htm
     
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    where do you keep your spppooooonnnnss?????
     
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    New stuff!

    Here's a new one: http://intoxicologist.wordpress.com/

    I have a feeling it's going to command a little of my time today in research...

    And just in case anyone here hasn't been there yet : http://beeradvocate.com/

    It'll kill some time for you, no doubt. More information and beer geekery than you ever thought existed....
     
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    you deserve 3 thanks for that one... :beer:
     

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