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  1. OMR

    OMR Old Man Riding...

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    Would you guys please stop it... my heart can't stand any more!!!

    @ mtnbkr818... way to bring it....
     
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    I looked on your craigslist post and those girls have some extra horsepower under their hoods!
     
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    Permagrin Hard landing comin' up!

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    I think it's safe to say women do NOT like skid marks :-s.
     
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    proraptor The Bikes & Brew Crew

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    This thread is out of control funny.....HAHA
     
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    I found thi[​IMG]s girl who says she can ride but I don't know what post op means.
     
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    Waldo Lebowski Urban Achiever

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    Finally, STR's evolution is complete: The SoCal Trail Riding Transgendered Skid Marked Dating Forum.
    I can just see the ads now: "Must love long, hard sweaty rides and form-fitting clothes, and know how to work with chains."
     
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    proraptor The Bikes & Brew Crew

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    I talked to this girl and she said she loves mtn bikes and she said she is skinny too....I thought you guys would be perfect for each other

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    One_Track_Mind New Member

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    If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and walks like a duck, how the hell are you supposed to know it's a goose?
    SoCal has to have the most trannies per capita of anywhere in the United States... Well, at least Laguna Beach... the place is filthy with 'em... You might want to start your search there. They can be hard to spot though... I mean, it would only take about 3 beers for 818's post to start looking good... no amount of beer could fix proraptors "lady"...
     
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    I want one of them! Maybe I will take her up on her offer. she said she likes to ride! wonder what she really means
     
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    OMR Old Man Riding...

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    You guys are killing me!!!
     
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    she asked me if I was a top or bottom. What does that mean?
     
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    I told her I won the CBC. She thought I said BBC!
     
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    Best thread I have read on STR in quite some time!
     
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    I will give her a test ride and let you know how she does. I have a good feeling about this!
     
  15. GeorgiaOfTheJungle

    GeorgiaOfTheJungle THE Penultimate Mtb'er

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    Okay, just to clear up a few things:

    Does she have to be fast on the bike, or were you using some sort of euphemism? Do you really want someone who mountain bikes? If so, you may want to relax that "not crazy" requirement, or you'll end up with a "mountain biker" who only rides hybrids. Are you seeking a post-op, or pre-op female? I wasn't sure with the last few posts. Finally, proraptor, please don't post any more pics of me-thanks.

    Good luck on your search. I hear Fred has lots of leads on hot chicks with supplemental perks (or appendages, whatever). ;)
     
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    She asked what I was riding, I told her I had a hardtail with 7 cut inches of travel. I told her I can ride for hours. She wants me to set up a ride tonight. I can't wiat
     
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    I would love someone who rides bikes. road or mountain bike or both. I dont smoke or drink by choice. I do go to church on Saturdays. I am a family guy with traditional family values. In the meantime, I will have to test the waters.
     
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    dubjay Having upgraditis is OK

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    Then I'm a little surprised that you're OK with women with Adam's apples. But to each their own. I'm not judging!
     
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    jasonmason inebriate savant

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    Who ever let a little stubble stand in the way of love, right?
     
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    Just be sure to check if her saddle is women specific... you can't fake wide seat bones...
     

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