Just got snipped... how long to wait to ride?

Discussion in 'Rider Down' started by craig z, May 23, 2009.

  1. dirtvert

    dirtvert Whine on!

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    :lol:!
    D, its easier for the guys. There is alot more risk and pain involved for the wife. And yes it feels good!:lol::clap:
     
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    Is the process reversible? can you UN-vasectomize? :lol:
    I think it would be a safe way to cheat since you won't get the other preggy :lol: rolf just mess'n with you guys! I dont want to give you any ideas :lol:
     
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    DownhillWebKook l'homme plus

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    Ah man! All that talk of "snipping" is just painful, man. I think I'm just going to keep dipping my nuts in the hot tub and hope the heat takes care of things.
     
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    ODB Team Sting-Ray

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    Wait at least the two weeks. It was a much longer time off the bike for me, as I had complications following my chop-chop that left me in bed wishing someone would just put me out of my misery. :(:( (sad, traumatized balls)
     
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    I did the V 5-6 years ago and it was cake. Sore for 2-3 days and no riding for 2 weeks but after that, I was golden and still am. I can't wait for some chick to claim I got her pregnant. HA, busted!


    Tobette, he wasn't asking about your sex change operation. I remember how painful that was for you then but now, you're living large and phat with your new p*ssy.
     
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    I would not do that to my balls
     
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    Some girl once told me that the fastest way to do it is to have you GF keep twisting them untill you hear the snap!:confused:[-:)eek:
     
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    or you can wrap a rubber band on top of your sack and watch it turn purple then fall off #-o:lol:
     
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    I have to know the out come keep use inform. But for the sake of trying go a week and ride as hard as you can. LOL. My bad Get well soon.
     
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    Or just have your wife Roshambeau you. :bang:
     
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    dang...i was considering this basically because i dont want some random kid and i dont really like kids anyways. But damn!! this does not sound fun! i feel kinda queesy just reading this stuff
     
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    What is this, the Dr frickin Drew board?
    let talk bikes, not dicks.;)
     
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    Ask Keith Parsons, I think we rode Whitting in a couple of days together.
     
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    FWIW: two weeks wasn't enough for me... took about 20 days. fine now!
     
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    Fewinhibitions Always be a moving target

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    You didn't take it easy did you?

    <snicker>

    Welcome to the "Supposed this only happens to about 2%" Club.

    Mine was also about 3 weeks to be fully confident nothing bad was gonna happen if I got active.

    But I had sex within 5 days. Neither of us could hold out any longer without.
     
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    ...um, ouch. I'm sorry but at what point do you decide to tell the wife "it's birth control or i'm out". Having her take the pill (or whatever form she chooses) is easily done (and undone) and happens without any pain what-so-ever. I just can't see EVER giving up "that" ability...regardless of time or circumstance.
     
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    My friends and I refer to this procedure as "shutting down the nuclear reactors". You got cahones (pun) to do it :)
     
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    I have 2 sons:bang:, I'm done making babies[-o-]. The wife uses the patch and I'm willing to pay for patches every month as long as I don't have to have Operation Snip and Tie:lol:.
     
  20. Teebird

    Teebird A band-aid isn't going to work this time

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    Of all my surgeries and injuries, getting snipped was by far the easiest. Just take it easy and you'll be fine. I think most people have issues because the feel so good the day after. A little sore, but not that bad. Especially if you have had the pain of broken limbs, torn knee ligaments, road rash, etc. People get up the next day or two after and try to go weight lifting or mountain biking and have issues.
     

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