From The Mexican Dictionary BODYWASH:I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids. SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER COCKATOO:My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I had to go COCKATOO! SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister. JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!! JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem! TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how! HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back! BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF! JULY: Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!! MUSHROOM: When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left! CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!! TEXAS: My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes. WATER: My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is! HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES. HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up! FRITO : After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!
mushroom is my favorite. My dad loves these. He never got em at first cause thats just how he talks :lol:
Okay, where did you find these gems? My friend sometimes sends me "The Mexican Word of the day" but he gets them from a friend and doesn't know where they come from either......:lol:
I'm bored can you tell lol I know where they come from!!!!! Mexicans! DUH lol They are a mystery. Nobody knows where they originated. Legend had it that a Christian monk traveled through southern Mexico in his early days as a friar. He compiled a list of words to help acclimatize to local culture. The book was lost for centuries. Until a lowly migrant worker discovered it whilst making his way to the states from Nicaragua. He carried it with him to the states not knowing if it offered any incite into the wold that lye ahead of him. It was handed down through generations until one day it was discovered by his great grandson looking through some old boxes for a family tree project for school. He brought it to his father who then took the book and sold it to the guys who made youtube and myspace for $500. They then turned around and put it on the web making millions!!! I know it sounds crazy but it's true. I know because I was that boy who found it in the attic box! :lol:
hah, Funny my girlfriend wanted to go to the SUE, i said the what? She got soo embarrassed, she meant the ZOO, but she cannot pronounce her Z's
Mexican Word of the Day: Wheelchair My homie was downing a 40 and I said, hey where's mine? He says don't worry, wheelchair!:beer:
Found some more! Urine - Muevete a la chingada, URINE my way. Pasturize - Yo vato, that bullet almost hit you. It went right PASTURIZE. Juarez - My vieja slapped me and I said, Juarez your freaking problem? Rectum - I got 2 cars but not anymore because my wife rectum. Injure - Me and my jefe were playin poker and he beat me... he said injure face cabron!!