What's So Hot About Surely Bikes? Anyone?

[el_d00der1n0]

Sniffer beat ya to that one.

Originally Posted by mtnbikej

"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

Originally Posted by Seat Sniffer

"tell me timmy, have you ever seen the inside of a turkish prison?"

Concentrate
Concentrate

Echo
Echo

Now batting batting...

[mtnbikej]

Steve McCroskey: Get me someone who won't crack under pressure.
Johnny: How about Mister Rogers?

[xhuskr]

"look...there's a sale at Penney's!"

boy did this thread get derailled!

[2wheel_lee]

Oldlady: "Nervous?"
Striker: "Yes."
Oldlady: "First time?"
Striker: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

Elain: "I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wiggle"

Pilot: "Joey did you ever hang around a gymnasium?"

[reflux]

"That's funny. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."


"Excuse me miss, I speak jive. 'Wassup blood?' "

[mtnbikej]

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.














Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

[el_d00der1n0]

That's great. The beav's mom is the Jive Lady.





cheater!

[Pain Freak]

You know she (June Cleaver) was involved in the first pornograhic phrase on TV too.

Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?

[2wheel_lee]

As long as we're branching into other movies, here are the top 10 things said in the movie Star Wars that sound dirty, but really aren’t…

10. “She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.”
9. “Curse my metal body, I wasn’t fast enough!”
8. “Look at the size of that thing!”
7. “Sorry about the mess…”
6. “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”
5. “Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”
4. “You’ve got something jammed in here real good.”
3. “Put that thing away before you get us all killed!”
2. “Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?”

And the #1 thing said in the movie Star Wars that sounds dirty, but really isn’t…

1. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care *what* you smell!”

[el_d00der1n0]

It's mostly Maui Wowwee, but it's got some labrador in it.

[allison]

Not to derail the thread, but anyone looking for a 1x1?

[2wheel_lee]

Originally Posted by allison

Not to derail the thread, but anyone looking for a 1x1?

No, I haven't lost mine. I just saw it a few minutes ago. Did you recently find one? Is this turning into a lost and found thread?