RR: Hitting the Road in Orange, Ca

[maxwell]

Originally Posted by andy aka rut

I was supersore (Sup'er-sore) verb; meaning a pain so intense on a man, he is legally able to relate it to childbirth.

OK, not to downplay your pain, but as far as I've been told, a KIDNEY STONE is as close to labor pains that a man can get.
If you were "just" supersore, you're feeling ok to what a KIDNEY STONE feels like!

Imagine crying to your wife, begging her to call the place you go to, to get it broken up, small enough to be able to pass it (it was 8mm), moaning and groaning so loud all night, that your family sleeps downstairs, laughing at what a WUSS you are being, the nurse on the phone when your wife finally call's, tell's her to tell you, "suck it up, you're not gonna die from it", then when you get there, the nurse asks you "how many kid's do you have?".... I say, I have 3...... "this is what LABOR feels like, would you go through it again TWO MORE TIMES ?"

I feel your pain my friend.

I hope this little story made you LAUGH hard enough to make you cry.......

[andy aka rut]

OK I got nothin!

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by andy aka rut

OK I got nothin!

^^^yeah but thats better than nuttin'.

poor kid. who's gonna tell him not worse than labor???

[maxwell]

Originally Posted by andy aka rut

OK I got nothin!

Oh yeah, you got plenty!!

I'm not downplaying your injuries, just trying to make you LAUGH!!

Hope you're feeling better.

[andy aka rut]

Originally Posted by maxwell

Hope you're feeling better.

All's going good here. Hope to be riding in a day or two.

thanks

[roadkillross]

i almost had this same exact thing happen to me today on my way to work. cept i was one-handed riding my cruiser with my new helmet in the other hand. laye dit over no better that hill or peaty

[PHAT TIRE]

I would have gotton up and kicked his ass. Headline reads: "Phat Tire Kicks Pork out of Porker"

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by PHAT TIRE

I would have gotton up and kicked his ass. Headline reads: "Phat Tire Kicks Pork out of Porker"

hahaha...dude just make sure you bring some lube for when u get (p)hucked and forked in the saddle by Bubba while serving time in the system. although maybe you'll get a phat phree pass if they find out you put the smackdown on a "porker"

[OMR]

That is an ugly bruise! Are you taking blood thinners (vit E)??? as sometimes the bruising releases clots that cause blockages and can kill you...

Gee, just something else to think about....

Heal quickly bro,

OMR

[andy aka rut]

Thanks OMR Now I have to think about my blood thickening on me. Where did I put my EPO??
I'm doing better and better everyday. The open wound on my hip doesn't feel to good with riding shorts rubbing on it yet. I'll be off the bike for another few days.....


On the bright side, I plan on going to the YardHouse tonight for a beer or two. That will make me feel better!

[allison]

Originally Posted by andy aka rut

The open wound on my hip doesn't feel to good with riding shorts rubbing on it yet. I'll be off the bike for another few days.....

If you're not obsessed with wounds drying out, check out the Johnson & Johnson Advanced Healing clear bandages. They're decent sized and basically act kind of a second skin, but they also create a nice little soft bubble over the wound itself so it's protected. They work well for 3-4 days.

I used a TON of them after the fall at the start of Counting Coup. Made wearing jeans/pants/etc a lot more comfortable.

[SAR_boats]

call me a hard a$$ but I prefer duct tape!

Hope you heal up soon!