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Old 07-06-2008, 11:54 AM   #41 (permalink)
 
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Oh, Liz. How quickly we forget. Remember, it's actually a two person job. Kelly holds 'em down while I come at them with the hot wax and paper strips.
Oh yeah! Silly me! I forgot that's what you two did when you did me!

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Nice RR guys. Looks like fun!

Fred, do what you gotta do and wear whatever the hell you want. I love how everyone acts like they've never seen a hairy person before. Get over it, folks.

Whatever you do, Fred, don't EVER listen to these nutty girls and let them talk you into getting waxed. That shit hurts more then anything you've ever experienced. If you've seen 40 Year-old Virgin, you'll know what I mean.
Joe! We oughtta put you and Hairybikerfred next to each other for a hairy guys wax off!!
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Old 07-06-2008, 12:08 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Oh yeah! Silly me! I forgot that's what you two did when you did me!


Joe! We oughtta put you and Hairybikerfred next to each other for a hairy guys wax off!!
Liz, you're too funny!

Next to Kelly, you come up with more "new sig material" than anyone here!
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Old 07-06-2008, 01:34 PM   #43 (permalink)
 
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Kelly and Shannon did you? Oh boy, I'm not touching that one! There's no way in hell!

Liz, I'll make you a deal. I will agree to get my chest/stomach area waxed clean but in exchange, you have to agree to get a manicure, pedicure, let Kelly slap some make-up on you and tame your hair a little with a straightener. Then top it all off, you have to parade a dress with 4" pumps or high heels. Do we have a deal, Lizzy?


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Oh yeah! Silly me! I forgot that's what you two did when you did me!

Joe! We oughtta put you and Hairybikerfred next to each other for a hairy guys wax off!!
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Old 07-06-2008, 01:51 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Oh yeah! Silly me! I forgot that's what you two did when you did me!!!

Pictures would help!!
Yea I wen't there.....

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Old 07-06-2008, 02:07 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Doooooood. lycra bibs???? Looks like "wrong said fred" to me

you ride like a mofo bud but "you're too hairy for".........

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Old 07-06-2008, 02:10 PM   #46 (permalink)
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That spandex leotard is gnarcore!
where did he buy those horrid spandex?
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Old 07-06-2008, 03:29 PM   #47 (permalink)
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I'm sorry to hear about John going over on that top section where the fireroad becomes a single track for 5-7 ft. Gene can vouch, I sent him a pm and reminded him about that section to remind ya'll to be careful on your way down in the dark...

Looks like everyone had a great time & great ride.

Fred, forget the waxing. There's lots of women that enjoy rugged, hairy, masculine men and don't care for that perfectly manicured "metro look"
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Old 07-06-2008, 05:14 PM   #48 (permalink)
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I'm really late posting on this one (i'm tired and filthy from riding the san gabes this morning), but thanks everybody for coming out and making this a really fun way to spend the 4th. Great time meeting some new people, some usual suspects, and of course , who hauled all our beer up. Glad we stopped at "little sierra peak" instead of pushing along - gave us all plenty of time to just hang out and enjoy the evening and not be riding once the fireworks got going.

Next time though I'm bringing a sleeping bag - the weather up there would have been perfect for just crashing out and coming back down in the morning. Of course then I would have missed cook's corner's finest. Tough call, I know.

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...Tim the MONK and his date (got video but dont know how to upload it.) She spent 10 minutes trying to convince Tim to sleep with her.
Thank god i'm a monk and must remain celibate. Besides, it would ruin my art!

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Old 07-06-2008, 06:15 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Thank god i'm a monk and must remain celibate. Besides, it would ruin my art!

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Old 07-06-2008, 06:18 PM   #50 (permalink)
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soo bummed i missed it.

I was coming from H.B., got to chapman... and said FARK!!! i forgot my light on the charger.....

went back to HB to watch fireworks.... you guys had way more fun
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Old 07-06-2008, 06:20 PM   #51 (permalink)
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You didnt need a light Chewy - John rode down just fine without one - he just took the short cut
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Old 07-06-2008, 06:24 PM   #52 (permalink)
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It was dark out there.I rode with no light and had a few sketchy moments.Thanks for lighting me up Tim and mfoga.Oh and just so you know Tim,im glad I didnt go to cooks,I would have probably givin in....
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I'm really late posting on this one (i'm tired and filthy from riding san gabes this morning)...Next time though I'm bringing a sleeping bag
San Gabes....Is that what you call her?
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:19 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Doooooood. lycra bibs???? Looks like "wrong said fred" to me

you ride like a mofo bud but "you're too hairy for".........
1 hand on the beer. Other hand looks like junk.
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Old 07-07-2008, 09:24 AM   #55 (permalink)
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That'd be yours truly.

What exactly do you mean by "hairy-backed dude wearing just a bib"?

Please, show some respect.
Yikes!!!
I mean "just" a bib since bibs are NOT meant to be worn alone! They are meant to be worn with a jersey that covers up....
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