The POOP on Santiago Oaks

[dubjay]

Was there any toilet paper in the vicinity? Or is the offender walking around with a dirty ass?

[Edog]

So you're saying ...... thats not OK

[Keith B]

It could be Jeff Campbell - he rides there alot and is known to some people as 'Kangaroo Deviant Thing'

[ohyeah89]

Hey, on a serious note everyone, if you come into bodily contact with human feces, PLEASE PLEASE wash with antibacterial SOMETHING as soon as you possibly can! You can get really sick. I deal with bacteria in water all the time and its human pathogen risk I can't imagine how high indicator bacteria would be in total concentrated human feces. You should be fine but PLEASE scour it off and then wash it some more...

[Letyrides]

Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

Seriously, guys, is a human really pinching loafs at Santiago Oaks? If so, who and why?!

This is turning out to be the most bizarre thing I've read all day.

The sick thing if you notice is that this is happening AGAIN. This was a problem awhile back and the culprit has returned. Sick bastard.

[Winger]

Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

Seriously, guys, is a human really pinching loafs at Santiago Oaks? If so, who and why?!

This is turning out to be the most bizarre thing I've read all day.

I know it wasn't from a horse, and it was pretty spread out by the time we rolled over it. We weren't the first.

No TP noticed, but we rode by quickly.

But that smell was horrible....you definitely get a warning before you roll through it.

[CPATCRASH]

As soft as the dirt is getting in Oaks at least there will be something to use for traction now.

Originally Posted by Winger

I know it wasn't from a horse, and it was pretty spread out by the time we rolled over it. We weren't the first.

No TP noticed, but we rode by quickly.

But that smell was horrible....you definitely get a warning before you roll through it.

Maybe a horse got ahold of a can of chili and it gave it a case of the squirtin dirties.

[queenwilhelmina]

Could it be?:

[L8 APEKS]

Originally Posted by ohyeah89

Hey, on a serious note everyone, if you come into bodily contact with human feces, PLEASE PLEASE wash with antibacterial SOMETHING as soon as you possibly can! You can get really sick. I deal with bacteria in water all the time and its human pathogen risk I can't imagine how high indicator bacteria would be in total concentrated human feces. You should be fine but PLEASE scour it off and then wash it some more...

Well, I told her it was just an accident and I slipped. Does that help?

[reflux]

Originally Posted by CPATCRASH

Maybe a horse got ahold of a can of chili and it gave it a case of the squirtin dirties.

"That horse is a diabetic! Buttercup!!"



Hehe, "Are ya hungry girl?"

[Pho'dUp]

Originally Posted by CPATCRASH

Maybe a horse got ahold of a can of chili and it gave it a case of the squirtin dirties.

I think Pat is onto something. It was Cosmo Kramer feeding the horses Costco size cans of beef-a-roni again.

[Gabriel Zink]

I saw the poop splattered persons in question. This is the second time that people I ride down schutes have gotten poop on em. This time Dave Donavan was not there to be sexually aroused by guys with poop on.

[asian fury]

i remember rolling through a real stinky terd about 2 years ago. weeks later my riding buddy rolled through it. we did approach that section with eyes open and mouths closed thereafter though. maybe we can set up a nature cam over there.

[bobzrag]

Originally Posted by Winger

I know it wasn't from a horse, and it was pretty spread out by the time we rolled over it. We weren't the first.

No TP noticed, but we rode by quickly.

But that smell was horrible....you definitely get a warning before you roll through it.

You are saying you stopped to check it out?!? Wow, that's investigative reporting!

Maybe someone is having trouble with that section and just can't contain themselves.

[drclark]

If its happening in the same spot consistently, sounds like its time to setup a game camera to get a picture of the dirty bastage.... then send it into the OC register and plaster their face all over the front page.

[Shu]

How big of a turd was it??? I just bunny hop them when they are in the trail?

Since there was no TP/socks/torn shirt around could it have been dog?....If i was an angry hiker and I didn't like mtnbikers I'd let/make my dog shit on their trail....

[springrubber]

Originally Posted by Gabriel Zink

I saw the poop splattered persons in question. This is the second time that people I ride down schutes have gotten poop on em. This time Dave Donavan was not there to be sexually aroused by guys with poop on.

OMFG!!! When I hear or read about sh!t I think about Diamond Dave! LOL Wait a minute. Dave, where were you this morning?

[grandpa]

Another victim here!! I ran through some in that same area last year. I tried to tell myself it was dog sh!t but after reading this I'm thinking maybe it wasn't.
It just didn't have that dog sh!t smell to it.

[johnnie]

Me and a buddy road there last night. As we were climbing the 3rd B there was a good looking lady walking 2 big boxers. We commented to each other that that was one of the reasons we ride. As we started heading down I tried to avoid a huge pile in the middle of the trail. Since the lady was not carrying anything to dispose of her dogs waste I assumed the piles were from her dogs. The piles seemed very fresh, so the timing fits. If I had my choice I think I would rather run over dog poop vs human.

[Danimal]

Wash well, Hepatitis on the trail....