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Old 04-01-2008, 12:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Gross, Chipotle: The real dangers of food
I was ravenously hungry, so we ordered our favorite selections from our favorite Mexican joint. I'm eating two handed, with chips coming in from the left hand and my fork is flying in from the right with guacamole, all meeting at my gaping maw, which is macerating everything with alarming efficiency. It was all really, REALLY good, until something strange happened.... I missed a chip.

Strangely, I didn't stop chewing, and I still felt something crunchy going on. It wasn't until I reached for my next chip that the horror set in. If you are squeemish, hit your back button now. I'm serious. It's gross. It makes rut's little boo-boo look like a scratch.

DO NOT CLICK HERE

Don't blame me. You were warned...
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ohhh gawd! I can't believe that you managed to take a picture of that before you passed out!
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Looks like good eatin' to me!
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That chili is grossing me out.
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Gives new meaning to the term 'finger foods'.
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ii dont want to click someone tell me what the eff it is
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ii dont want to click someone tell me what the eff it is
It's not too bad. Have a look.
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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that's a good one Fred...dam that looks pretty good
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Old 04-01-2008, 12:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:26 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I don't get it-The chips look good and the Dr. Pepper looks refreshing...
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Old 04-01-2008, 02:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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ahhhaha! ive done it a few times. seriously.
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Old 04-01-2008, 03:51 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i thought i was gonna see a bug in your food.... grosso

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Old 04-01-2008, 03:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2008, 04:53 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2008, 10:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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that's better than the maggot my friend found in his taco when we were getting our taco tuesday on at arriba mexican food across from the UCI campus... that was seriously gross.

nice work with the perspective!
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Old 04-01-2008, 10:49 PM   #20 (permalink)
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