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Old 11-01-2007, 08:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Man admits to sex with bike
Edinburgh, Scotland | October 28, 2007 12:01:13 AM IST



A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace.
Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month, Britain's Telegraph reported Saturday.
Stewart was discovered last October by two maids who entered to clean his room during a stay at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland.
The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex, a sheriff's spokesman told the court. The shocked witnesses told the hotel manager who told the police.
Stewart, according to the Telegraph, is not the first person convicted of sex with an inanimate object.

In 1993, Kar Watkins, an electrician, was arrested for having sex with pavements in Redditch, England.
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Old 11-01-2007, 08:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I think we have a winner!!! "FREAK OF THE WEEK!!"
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Old 11-01-2007, 08:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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wow lol hard to imagine
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Old 11-01-2007, 08:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Was it rigid?
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Old 11-01-2007, 08:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Was it rigid?
The bike or Him??
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Old 11-01-2007, 08:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I get it. My bike is SEXY!
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Old 11-01-2007, 08:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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In an interview the guy said he loved to "Huck" his bike!!!
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Old 11-01-2007, 08:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I can see the motivation. It must've been one of the COVE models.
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Old 11-01-2007, 10:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Does this mean I have to stop fondling my bikes?
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He must have had a Chumba / Chubie.
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:50 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2007, 04:55 AM   #12 (permalink)
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wtf ?
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Old 11-02-2007, 06:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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You know.....this sounds like something Dino would do since he talks about and loves IH bikes so much. Just kidding Dino. Hope to see you on a ride soon!
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Old 11-02-2007, 06:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 11-02-2007, 07:08 AM   #15 (permalink)
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"A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace."

I heard he is not allowed to go within 100 meters of a bike shop.
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Man admits to sex with bike
Edinburgh, Scotland | October 28, 2007 12:01:13 AM IST



A man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace.
Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month, Britain's Telegraph reported Saturday.
Stewart was discovered last October by two maids who entered to clean his room during a stay at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, Scotland.
The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex, a sheriff's spokesman told the court. The shocked witnesses told the hotel manager who told the police.
Stewart, according to the Telegraph, is not the first person convicted of sex with an inanimate object.

In 1993, Kar Watkins, an electrician, was arrested for having sex with pavements in Redditch, England.


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Old 04-06-2008, 05:26 PM   #18 (permalink)
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hmmm, I'm really surprised the police were involved but on the other hand or, er, top tube, how the hell do you find this stuff??
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:11 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I've slept with my bike in a hotel room. Nothing happened I swear.
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Old 04-07-2008, 06:12 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I wonder how that works, considering the lube we put on our bikes is a dry lube. hmm.
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