Question: How many STR members does it take to change a lite bulb?

[SAR_boats]

How many STR members does it take to change a light bulb?

1,331:

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

156 to write George complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness on STR.

41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.

109 to post that STR is not about light bulbs and to please take this thread to alt.lite.bulb.

203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to STR.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversey.

19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.

47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for, leave it here.

143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.

[soul rider]

5 to post 2008 model light bulbs from interlight

[Shu]

57 to thank light bulb changer for his LBCR: on the change and the cool pics of the light bulb change

[Burner]

and 1 to complain about the "token light socket" shot in the LBCR.

[SAR_boats]

Originally Posted by Burner

and 1 to complain about the "token light socket" shot in the LBCR.

Gee, now who could that be???

[Kid A]

what about

- those who will discuss the virtue and simplicity of their SF (single filament)
- or those who will not replace it cuz they prefer to (p)huck in the dark
- or how about someone who will smacktalk about how his brand "bulb" is far superior than all the other bulbs out there and anyone riding , err i mean using one will instantaneoulsy have sick skills like perhaps x-ray vision. rumor has it brand is commonly posted using 2 letters, (hmm, could it be GE...)
-and finally someone who suggests than anyone that uses litebulbs is in a gang with thug like qualities and if you see them in the lighting aisle of home depot or lowes you should immediatley contact the FBI.

[Schecky]

and 1 to post about the superior nature of Iron Horse bikes compared to light bulbs.

[Abui]

And one more to say that candles are superior.

[Kid A]

Originally Posted by Caveman

And one more to say that candles are superior.

ahh, keeping iit old skool. nice. that brings up another one. how about a techie who decides to webcam himself turning on and off his new iLite

[Dino Brown]

Originally Posted by Schecky

and 1 to post about the superior nature of Iron Horse bikes compared to light bulbs.

Damn you Schecky!

In all honesty, my bike is a licensed contractor in the State of California.

A simple fix really: Take out the old burned up bulb and replace it with a 45,000 hour Iron Horse bulb! You will have enough time left over to attend STR's Halloween Ride this weekend!

Thank You for your time...