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Old 10-04-2007, 08:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to You?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'. I don't remember much after that..."
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Old 10-04-2007, 09:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i dont get it
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Old 10-04-2007, 09:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i dont get it
hard to read sarcasm...sarcasm right?
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Old 10-04-2007, 09:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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just making sure
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to You?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'. I don't remember much after that..."
WTF? Dude get some new material.
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haha that's not bad
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WTF? Dude get some new material.
Umm...OK...
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