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Old 09-25-2007, 08:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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P-MATE's are disposable, sanitary, single use cardboard urine directors used to promote hygiene and comfort by allowing females to urinate (pee pee) standing
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL who would be the first to try this and get nabbed on camera like the guys the pics on the link are hilarious
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I found a better one - the Shenis...

http://www.amazon.com/Shenis-Female-...366222-5089655
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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dude what are you doing finding all these!!! LOL
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I found a better one - the Shenis...

http://www.amazon.com/Shenis-Female-...366222-5089655
WHOA!

That seems weird...I mean why did they shape it like that? Hmmmm?

Anyone every try something like this?
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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dude what are you doing finding all these!!! LOL
It was listed as a related product!

Honestly, I was looking up more information on the missle balloons and stumbled upon a blog that listed some wack products, and the p-mate was listed.
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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it's amazing what a web search yields you
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Old 09-25-2007, 09:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That seems weird...I mean why did they shape it like that? Hmmmm?

Anyone every try something like this?

Yeah, I've been using one for quite some time. Except it's not nearly that big, but still adequate for making it over the side of the boat.
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Old 09-25-2007, 10:17 AM   #9 (permalink)
 
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Ok....That is wierd, but somehow funny at the same time.
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Old 09-25-2007, 10:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Some women will use those for hiking somewhat busy trails like Whitney and such. Personally, I'd rather take my chances in the bushes.

It's funny they had to translate urinate to pee pee
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Old 09-25-2007, 01:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah, I've been using one for quite some time. Except it's not nearly that big, but still adequate for making it over the side of the boat.
You beat (no pun intended) me to it.

Just think how much easier it will be to spell your name now!!!
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Old 09-25-2007, 01:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Just think how much easier it will be to spell your name now!!!
Hey!!! I hadn't thought about that, that would be a pro for sho.

Some of the cons would be, I would practically have to take my pants down to position it, and where would I put after use?

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Old 09-25-2007, 01:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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http://www.amazon.com/Shenis-Female-...366222-5089655

This one appears to be dual purpose.....

CC keep an eye on your mail...it should be at your house in 2-4 weeks....let us know well it works...remember if you shake it more than 2x's your playing w/ it...lol
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Old 09-25-2007, 02:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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remember if you shake it more than 2x's your playing w/ it...lol
LOL!!! Thanks for the heads up on that one!
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Old 09-25-2007, 02:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Some of the cons would be, I would practically have to take my pants down to position it, and where would I put after use?~ cc
Maybe you can get an "attachment" that would allow you to clip it on to your shoulder straps of the camelpack. That would be a sight to see!
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Old 09-25-2007, 03:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Maybe you can get an "attachment" that would allow you to clip it on to your shoulder straps of the camelpack. That would be a sight to see!
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I found a better one - the Shenis...

http://www.amazon.com/Shenis-Female-...366222-5089655
Did you notice the order buttons? You can get a used one for less.
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
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ewwwwwwwwww, though I have always wanted to write my name in the snow....
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Did you notice the order buttons? You can get a used one for less.
Ok, that's just gross!
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Old 09-25-2007, 08:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Morbid fascination keeps me reading this thread...

P-Mates...for the lady that wants to piss standing up...
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