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Old 09-14-2007, 10:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking State Motos - pick your state:

>> Alabama
>> Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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>> Alaska
>> 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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>> Arizona
>> But It's A Dry Heat
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>> Arkansas
>> Literacy Ain't Everything
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>> California
>> By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your
>> Honda
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>> Colorado
>> If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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>> Connecticut
>> Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It - Yet
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>> Delaware
>> We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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>> Florida
>> Ask Us About Our Grand kids
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>> Georgia
>> We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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>> Hawaii
>> Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To
>> Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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>> Idaho
>> More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not,
>> But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
>>
>> Illinois
>> Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
>>
>> Indiana
>> 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>>
>> Iowa
>> We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>>
>> Kansas
>> First Of The Rectangle States
>>
>> Kentucky
>> Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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>> Louisiana
>> We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
>>
>> Maine
>> We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>>
>> Maryland
>> If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
>>
>> Massachusetts
>> Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
>>
>> Michigan
>> First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
>>
>> Minnesota
>> 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000
>> Mosquitoes
>>
>> Mississippi
>> Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
>>
>> Missouri
>> Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
>>
>> Montana
>> Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
>>
>> Nebraska
>> Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>>
>> Nevada
>> Hookers and Poker!
>>
>> New Hampshire
>> Go Away And Leave Us Alone
>>
>> New Jersey
>> You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>>
>> New Mexico
>> Lizards Make Excellent pets
>>
>> New York
>> You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have
>> The Right To An Attorney....
>>
>> North Carolina
>> Tobacco Is A Vegetable
>>
>> North Dakota
>> We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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>> Ohio
>> At Least We're Not Michigan
>>
>> Oklahoma
>> Like The Play, Only No Singing
>>
>> Oregon
>> Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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>> Pennsylvania
>> Cook With Coal
>>
>> Rhode Island
>> We're Not REALLY An Island
>>
>> South Carolina
>> Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually
>> Surrender
>>
>> South Dakota
>> Closer Than North Dakota
>>
>> Tennessee
>> The Educashun State
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>> Texas
>> Si' Hablo Ing'les
>>
>> Utah
>> Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>>
>> Vermont
>> Yep
>>
>> Virginia
>> Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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>> Washington
>> Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
>>
>> Washington, D.C.
>> Wanna Be Mayor?
>>
>> West Virginia
>> One Big Happy Family... Really!
>>
>> Wisconsin
>> Come Cut The Cheese
>>
>> Wyoming
>> Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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I think California is the best moto state.

I think the Texas motto should apply to California.
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm gonna have to go with Nevada, nothing wrong with either of those
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
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new mexico made me giggle.
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Nevada is the best
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