A little Wednesday humor for the Tribe...

[OMR]

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story &
listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God
bless Daddy, God bless Grandma & good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl
said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed & listened to her
prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy &
good-bye Grandma.." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh,
thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
"God bless Mommy & good-bye Daddy." He practically went into shock.
He couldn't sleep all night & got upat the crack of dawn to go to his
office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch & watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.
He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch & jumping at every
sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief & went
home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late,
what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just
spent the worst day of my life." She said, "You think you had a bad day,
you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"

Happy Wednesday Tribe...

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[CeeDubb]

I don't get it.

[OMR]

Originally Posted by CeeDubb

I don't get it.

Who's the daddy????

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[foofighter]

Oh Shiet!!!!! ahem...Gregg...where's chapter 3????

[OMR]

Originally Posted by foofighter

Oh Shiet!!!!! ahem...Gregg...where's chapter 3????

Funny you should ask ... all that heat last week just melted it out of my mind... probably crank it out for Thu.

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[CeeDubb]

Originally Posted by OMR

Who's the daddy????

OMR

I don't know. I'm calling Maury or Montel.

[Permagrin]

Good one

[BrewMaster]

Nice one old man.

[OMR]

Originally Posted by BrewMaster

Nice one old man.

Just for that crack sonny, you owe me a beer!

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[emejay]

[BrewMaster]

Originally Posted by OMR

Just for that crack sonny, you owe me a beer!

OMR

Gladly.

[coldbrews]

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“How much do you want for that dog?” Bill asks the owner. “Ten dollars” says the owner. Bill is incredulous. “Why on earth would you sell that remarkable dog for so little?” “Because he is a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”[/FONT]