For the Democrats: follow up to Allison's Joke

[foofighter]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Clinton[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]'s Pigs[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir.'''[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]

[allison]

haha! I like political humor Friday's I can laugh at both sides.

[DeeZee]

Originally Posted by foofighter

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]Clinton[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]'s Pigs[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ''Nice pigs, sir.''[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]The President replied, ''These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea.''[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, ''Nice trade, sir.'''[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]

Hillary doesn't get elected because Bill would be one ugly First lady

[Evil Chocula]

Uh-oh... I can sense the OC, Prius driven', Surly ridin' Democrats preparing for battle!!!

[DeeZee]

Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

Uh-oh... I can sense the OC, Prius driven', Surly ridin' Democrats preparing for battle!!!

"Stoned Prius driven"

http://www.reuters.com/article/domes...4?feedType=RSS

[Evil Chocula]

Originally Posted by DeeZee

"Stoned Prius driven"

http://www.reuters.com/article/domes...4?feedType=RSS

Oh man. Thats hillarious!

And, I'd like to note that my Democrat joke got 4 "thanks", while my republican comment got the big goose egg!

[DeeZee]

Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

Oh man. Thats hillarious!

And, I'd like to note that my Democrat joke got 4 "thanks", while my republican comment got the big goose egg!

so much the rebublican part as it was....

"Turner ridin"

Don't let the homers know where you live

[Evil Chocula]

Originally Posted by DeeZee

Don't let the homers know where you live

It doesn't matter... my Reign patrols the grounds of my estate, waiting patiently for Republican Homers to jump the fence.

[DeeZee]

Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

It doesn't matter... my Reign patrols the grounds of my estate, waiting patiently for Republican Homers to jump the fence.

You are one man

The homers are like locus and will swarm the place. They will not jump the fence they will ride their 5 Spots, RFX’s etc.. over the fence. You have now idea what those bikes are capable of.

Run……..run fo yo life……………….!!!!

[foofighter]

You Will Be Assimulated!!!!

[Evil Chocula]

Originally Posted by DeeZee

You are one man

The homers are like locus and will swarm the place. They will not jump the fence they will ride their 5 Spots, RFX’s etc.. over the fence. You have now idea what those bikes are capable of.

Run……..run fo yo life……………….!!!!

I've been face to face with the Homer scourge before.

Back in '88, on a fact finding exbition to the [FONT=Verdana]Svalbard[/FONT] Islands, me and the Reign were surrounded by a pack of starving 5-Spots. With superior virtual pivot point engineering, we able to keep them at bay until a dog sled team(led by Abraham Lincoln's last known descendant, no less) led us to a rock garden that was unpassable to the steep head angles of the Turners. To this day, I can't eat ice scream while humming the Star Spangled Banner.

[xhuskr]

Originally Posted by DeeZee

"Stoned Prius driven"

http://www.reuters.com/article/domes...4?feedType=RSS

I just got a Prius and drink Stone brews.....does that mean I'm one of them.....and I'm a homer...hahahahahaha (insert evil voice)

[Evil Chocula]

Originally Posted by xhuskr

I just got a Prius and drink Stone brews.....does that mean I'm one of them.....and I'm a homer...hahahahahaha (insert evil voice)

Woah... your going down my friend. You must be stopped.

[xhuskr]

Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

Woah... your going down my friend. You must be stopped.

that's easy....just show my some shitty beer and I'll stop and puke on cue!

[DeeZee]

Originally Posted by xhuskr

I just got a Prius and drink Stone brews.....does that mean I'm one of them.....and I'm a homer...hahahahahaha (insert evil voice)

Per Evil this isn't right

A Prius and a Turner???????????

You must be in the political middle (moderate)

[Evil Chocula]

Originally Posted by DeeZee

Per Evil this isn't right

A Prius and a Turner???????????

You must be in the political middle (moderate)

I think he should run for President.

[DeeZee]

Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

I think he should run for President.

Sandy Eggo is rubbing off on you

Welcome to the middle

[Evil Chocula]

Originally Posted by DeeZee

Sandy Eggo is rubbing off on you

Welcome to the middle

I've always been here!

[DeeZee]

Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

I've always been here!

It is just between us the STR crew

We won't let Uncle Ted back in Mass know