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allison · 08-24-2007, 08:37 AM

This has been going around, so I imagine some of you have read it already...

This joke is NOT to start a political debate. Just read it, laugh, and move on. Or, don't laugh. Don't discuss politics

Subject: Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Texas-native George W. Bush and his last year in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is very much like a 'post turtle.'"

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top; well... that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he certainly doesn't belong there, he has no clue what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb **** get down and move on."

DeeZee · 08-24-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by allison

This has been going around, so I imagine some of you have read it already...

This joke is NOT to start a political debate. Just read it, laugh, and move on. Or, don't laugh. Don't discuss politics

Subject: Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Texas-native George W. Bush and his last year in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is very much like a 'post turtle.'"

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top; well... that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he certainly doesn't belong there, he has no clue what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb **** get down and move on."

commi!

foofighter · 08-24-2007, 09:07 AM

that is hilarious sh1t

allison · 08-24-2007, 09:08 AM

Hey, I'm no left-wing liberal.. so, I'm allowed to throw that out there

foofighter · 08-24-2007, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by allison

Hey, I'm no left-wing liberal.. so, I'm allowed to throw that out there

+1

CeeDubb · 08-24-2007, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by allison

Hey, I'm no left-wing liberal.. so, I'm allowed to throw that out there

+2

DeeZee · 08-24-2007, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by allison

Hey, I'm no left-wing liberal.. so, I'm allowed to throw that out there

If U aint suport'in the presid'int.....U aint a real Merican

allison · 08-24-2007, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DeeZee

If U aint suport'in the presid'int.....U aint a real Merican

Politics suck! I'm smack dab in the middle of both and there isn't anybody out there for me

ShinKen · 08-24-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by allison

Politics suck! I'm smack dab in the middle of both and there isn't anybody out there for me

how about if we burn all the politiCHIANS down? and we start from the ground up with a clean start?

hmmm NM!! that's a freaking wetdream and

a joke btW!!

Burner · 08-24-2007, 09:53 AM

exactly why we need a viable 3rd party in this country

DeeZee · 08-24-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ShinKen

how about if we burn all the politiCHIANS down? and we start from the ground up with a clean start?

hmmm NM!! that's a freaking wetdream and

a joke btW!!

you had my vote until you said it was a joke

GWB rides a 26'er so to he!! with him

Evil Chocula · 08-24-2007, 10:04 AM

Uh-oh... I can sense the OC, BMW driven', Turner ridin' Replicans preparing for battle!!!

allison · 08-24-2007, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

Uh-oh... I can sense the OC, BMW driven', Turner ridin' Replicans preparing for battle!!!

I doubt very much that the general population of OC that drive BMW's and ride Turners are Republicans. Try again

Evil Chocula · 08-24-2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by allison

I doubt very much that the general population of OC that drive BMW's and ride Turners are Republicans. Try again

Hmmm... they must've all jumped ship since the last election then!

DeeZee · 08-24-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by allison

I doubt very much that the general population of OC that drive BMW's and ride Turners are Republicans. Try again

just an FYI..... he is from Mass ya know......... The most BLUE state in the UNION

Evil Chocula · 08-24-2007, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DeeZee

just an FYI..... he is from Mass ya know......... The most BLUE state in the UNION

You are a man of good taste, I can tell! Me thinks politkal jabs don't carry the same connatations here as they do in the Great Peoples Republic of Massachusettes!

DeeZee · 08-24-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil Chocula

You are a man of good taste, I can tell! Me thinks politkal jabs don't carry the same connatations here as they do in the Great Peoples Republic of Massachusettes!

Peoples Rebublic of Mass

Now that is funny

I know that being from back East all of these Spanish names must sound all the same. Are you sure you should be in San Diego and not San Francisco?

San Francisco is the Massachuesttes of California

JoeTruth · 08-24-2007, 10:40 AM

[FONT=&quot]A crusty old man walks into the local [/FONT][FONT=&quot]First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"[/FONT]

08-24-2007, 08:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
allison Gone ridin'	Friday humor (political joke) This has been going around, so I imagine some of you have read it already... This joke is NOT to start a political debate. Just read it, laugh, and move on. Or, don't laugh. Don't discuss politics Subject: Post Turtle While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Texas-native George W. Bush and his last year in the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is very much like a 'post turtle.'" Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top; well... that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he certainly doesn't belong there, he has no clue what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb **** get down and move on." __________________

08-24-2007, 09:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
foofighter Duan'er - 29'er remixed	that is hilarious sh1t __________________ Pho'd Up: " Heart Rate Monitor + Road miles = fast. Chasing Neil, and Chris (Sar Boats) = Faster." www.coverageispersonal.com Click the Button

08-24-2007, 09:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
allison Gone ridin'	Hey, I'm no left-wing liberal.. so, I'm allowed to throw that out there __________________

08-24-2007, 09:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
Burner WTFO	exactly why we need a viable 3rd party in this country

08-24-2007, 10:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
Evil Chocula Meester Yum Yum!	Uh-oh... I can sense the OC, BMW driven', Turner ridin' Replicans preparing for battle!!!

08-24-2007, 10:40 AM	#18 (permalink)
JoeTruth	Not a political joke but funny, none the less... [FONT=&quot]A crusty old man walks into the local [/FONT][FONT=&quot]First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" [/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"[/FONT] __________________ "The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00am."

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