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OMR · 08-17-2007, 02:10 PM

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Everyone have a great weekend of riding.. see you all on the trail...

OMR

Schecky · 08-17-2007, 02:19 PM

Q: What's the best pick up line to use in Wyoming?

A: Nice tooth!

xhuskr · 08-17-2007, 02:31 PM

not mine so don't get mad ladies

"Don't trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die"

and yes.........my wife gave me the evil eye when I said this

OMR · 08-17-2007, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xhuskr

not mine so don't get mad ladies

"Don't trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die"

and yes.........my wife gave me the evil eye when I said this

LOL: A wise man once said.... Go ask a woman!

OMR

SAR_boats · 08-17-2007, 04:07 PM

Girls from the 909 aren't trash. Trash gets picked up.

allison · 08-17-2007, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAR_boats

Girls from the 909 aren't trash. Trash gets picked up.

That's harsh! I used to be a 909 girl... before my area code got changed

xhuskr · 08-17-2007, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allison

That's harsh! I used to be a 909 girl... before my area code got changed

just means they had to change your area code because you are NOT trash

J_Sims · 08-17-2007, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xhuskr

just means they had to change your area code because you are NOT trash

You got an UPGRADE

08-17-2007, 02:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Schecky SoCalMTBubbs	Q: What's the best pick up line to use in Wyoming? A: Nice tooth! __________________ tkblazer: it was Steven Jackson that led me to STR... http://www.ventanausa.com/

08-17-2007, 02:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
xhuskr Powered by Guinness	SouthPark humor not mine so don't get mad ladies "Don't trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die" and yes.........my wife gave me the evil eye when I said this __________________ Slainte' sdyeti I am a student. The trail is my teacher. genusmtbkr5 Sign up for the pain, you'll love it. Bike MS - Team Crash http://www.biketofinishms.com/xhuskr

08-17-2007, 04:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
SAR_boats Seen at Continental Room	seen on a t-shirt Girls from the 909 aren't trash. Trash gets picked up. __________________ Last edited by SAR_boats; 08-17-2007 at 04:08 PM. Reason: seen on a t-shirt

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08-17-2007, 02:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
OMR	Time for a little Friday humor.... The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. In side of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." Everyone have a great weekend of riding.. see you all on the trail... OMR __________________ OMR .... An elder grasshopper of the Tribe The journey is the thing .... ride like it's your last one...

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