Guys... we need to remember this...

[OMR]

This has been around for a while but needs to be repeated every once in a while:

Mike was going to be married to Karen, So his father sat him down for a little chat.
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> He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother,and said,"Here - try these on"
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> She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them."
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> I replied, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will. Ever since that night we never had any problems."
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> "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
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> So, On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
"Here - try these on."
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> She tried them on and said, " These are too large. They don't fit me."
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> Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
wil l. I don't want you to ever forget that."
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> Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."
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> He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
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> Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."
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> And they lived happily ever!

OMR

[genusmtbkr5]

Very well put!

[xhuskr]

for us married folk.......even funnier, eh?

[foofighter]

YES very true!!!!