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bjammin · 08-08-2007, 07:20 PM

Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. The usual signs; if my phone rings, I pick it up, and the person on the other end hangs up. My wife has been "going out with the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names, she always responds, "Just some friends from work; you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyways, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night, she went out again, and I really checked on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my bikes so that I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from her night out with "the girls." When she got out of the car, she was buttoning up her blouse, which
was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Cervelo, when I noticed that the Carbon stem appeared to have a hairline crack
right by the handlebar mount.
Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the
bike shop where I bought it?

Pain Freak · 08-08-2007, 07:22 PM

So sorry to hear about that bike.

Neccros · 08-08-2007, 07:22 PM

Return both the bike and the wife....

Abby

xhuskr · 08-08-2007, 08:32 PM

even MY wife liked that one......thnx for the laugh

foofighter · 08-08-2007, 10:05 PM

i think you can get that warrantied...the stem that is

Chaos · 08-08-2007, 11:05 PM

you should hide behind your other bikes tomorrow night.

Burner · 08-09-2007, 05:16 AM

Dear Bjammin,

Trust is complicated and difficult, fortunately this is something you can fix yourself. I'm sure you will be able to rebuild the trust in your equipment, once the stem is replaced.

Abby

PS - Take the old stem off and shove it up your wife's azz.

SAR_boats · 08-09-2007, 07:37 AM

Dear Bjammin-
Maybe if you rode it more often you wouldn't have this problem.

As for the bike, Cervelo just loves you for your money. Trade it in for something that won't let you down and ages much better. Like a Merlin or Lynskey titanium.

-Abby

08-08-2007, 07:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
bjammin STR Veteran	Dear Abby Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating on me. The usual signs; if my phone rings, I pick it up, and the person on the other end hangs up. My wife has been "going out with the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names, she always responds, "Just some friends from work; you don't know them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyways, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night, she went out again, and I really checked on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my bikes so that I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from her night out with "the girls." When she got out of the car, she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Cervelo, when I noticed that the Carbon stem appeared to have a hairline crack right by the handlebar mount. Is this something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the bike shop where I bought it?

08-08-2007, 07:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pain Freak Peanut butta jelly	So sorry to hear about that bike. __________________ If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body—but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘Wow, what a ride!’ ” —anon.

08-08-2007, 07:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Neccros Technically Canadian	Return both the bike and the wife.... Abby __________________ Cant we all just ride along???

08-08-2007, 08:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
xhuskr Powered by Guinness	even MY wife liked that one......thnx for the laugh __________________ Slainte' sdyeti I am a student. The trail is my teacher. genusmtbkr5 Sign up for the pain, you'll love it. Bike MS - Team Crash http://www.biketofinishms.com/xhuskr

08-08-2007, 10:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
foofighter On the Mend	i think you can get that warrantied...the stem that is __________________ Pho'd Up: " Heart Rate Monitor + Road miles = fast. Chasing Neil, and Chris (Sar Boats) = Faster." www.coverageispersonal.com http://news.singletrackminded.com/

08-08-2007, 11:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Chaos The Real Slim Shady	you should hide behind your other bikes tomorrow night.

08-09-2007, 05:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
Burner watch out for that pole!	Dear Bjammin, Trust is complicated and difficult, fortunately this is something you can fix yourself. I'm sure you will be able to rebuild the trust in your equipment, once the stem is replaced. Abby PS - Take the old stem off and shove it up your wife's azz. __________________ The Path... it's worth the drive from LA.

08-09-2007, 07:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
SAR_boats Seen at Continental Room	Dear Bjammin- Maybe if you rode it more often you wouldn't have this problem. As for the bike, Cervelo just loves you for your money. Trade it in for something that won't let you down and ages much better. Like a Merlin or Lynskey titanium. -Abby __________________

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