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Kid A · 06-20-2007, 04:44 PM

Please come up with a better excuse, bubb, Think the CN snowboarder who had his gold medal taken away for mj in blood had a better story than this guy (second hand smoke, cough, cough)

[SIZE=3]Paralympian Fails Drug Test, Claims Stranger Stuffed Cocaine in His Mouth[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]As reported[/FONT] -> This is Jeff Adams, a four-time Canadian Paralympian who won a gold medal in the 800 meters at the 2000 Paralympics. He won't be competing again any time soon, though, because he was [/SIZE][SIZE=2]suspended for two years and stripped of his government funding[/SIZE][SIZE=2] this week after testing positive for cocaine.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]How did the coke get into his system? Adams has an unusual explanation[/SIZE]

Adams says an unknown woman stuffed cocaine into his mouth as he sat beside her on a sofa in the Toronto goth bar Vatikan...

"There was no cheating. There was no performance enhancing. But I'm being sanctioned in the same way as a cheater. The substance was involuntarily consumed."

Of course, Adams didn't bother to tell anyone that some weird goth chick stuffed cocaine down his throat until after he tested positive. He didn't report that assault to the police -- even though he's married to a police officer. That makes the tale a little hard to swallow.

his response -> Jeff Adams

SAR_boats · 06-20-2007, 07:23 PM

Second hand coke? Hmmm. At least he's creative, albeit stoopid.

OG_Ride_More · 06-20-2007, 08:33 PM

Well you have to give him credit for originality

Pain Freak · 06-20-2007, 08:54 PM

Claims Stranger Stuffed Cocaine in His Mouth

man I hate that when that happens!

jfromlv · 06-20-2007, 08:56 PM

That's exactly why I quit going to Goth bars in Toronto!

Pugz · 06-22-2007, 10:40 AM

At least it was his mouth and not in a balloon up his rear.

06-20-2007, 04:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kid A packing big white b@lls	For the Love of Goth Please come up with a better excuse, bubb, Think the CN snowboarder who had his gold medal taken away for mj in blood had a better story than this guy (second hand smoke, cough, cough) [SIZE=3]Paralympian Fails Drug Test, Claims Stranger Stuffed Cocaine in His Mouth[/SIZE] [SIZE=2][FONT=Arial]As reported[/FONT] -> This is Jeff Adams, a four-time Canadian Paralympian who won a gold medal in the 800 meters at the 2000 Paralympics. He won't be competing again any time soon, though, because he was [/SIZE][SIZE=2]suspended for two years and stripped of his government funding[/SIZE][SIZE=2] this week after testing positive for cocaine.[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]How did the coke get into his system? Adams has an unusual explanation[/SIZE] Adams says an unknown woman stuffed cocaine into his mouth as he sat beside her on a sofa in the Toronto goth bar Vatikan... "There was no cheating. There was no performance enhancing. But I'm being sanctioned in the same way as a cheater. The substance was involuntarily consumed." Of course, Adams didn't bother to tell anyone that some weird goth chick stuffed cocaine down his throat until after he tested positive. He didn't report that assault to the police -- even though he's married to a police officer. That makes the tale a little hard to swallow. his response -> Jeff Adams __________________ RIP: Taco Tuesday Funky Bunch Calling all Freaks -> http://www.socaltrailriders.org/foru...funkathon.html

06-20-2007, 07:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
SAR_boats Seen on 405 fwy	Second hand coke? Hmmm. At least he's creative, albeit stoopid. __________________

06-20-2007, 08:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pain Freak Peanut butta jelly	Claims Stranger Stuffed Cocaine in His Mouth man I hate that when that happens! __________________ If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body—but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘Wow, what a ride!’ ” —anon.

06-20-2007, 08:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
jfromlv trail sanitizer	That's exactly why I quit going to Goth bars in Toronto! __________________ “Tani, dude, them Incycle guys have matching pants, we’re screwed!”-Winston

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06-20-2007, 08:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
OG_Ride_More Member	Well you have to give him credit for originality

06-22-2007, 10:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
Pugz Fat guy in a little coat	At least it was his mouth and not in a balloon up his rear.

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