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sailcalifornia · 06-19-2007, 10:46 AM

BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

OMR · 06-19-2007, 10:51 AM

Nothing like cutting somebody's balls off and handing them back!

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... or dumped!

OMR

PS: I'm not a violent person!

CC · 06-19-2007, 10:59 AM

Whoa!

Sharky · 06-19-2007, 11:02 AM

OMG this thread has an ad posted below for eco balls on sale.

Edit: ok now it's gone but it was funny!!

allison · 06-19-2007, 12:01 PM

Ad is back, btw

I heard about this on the radio I think last week. It spawned a bit about the worst things gf's had ever done. Even some chicks were calling in and giving up what they'd done. One chick had picked up a glass coffee table and bashed it over the head of her ex. It broke his jaw and sliced his head open..

She was, like, "Yeah... I had to do some jail time." Crazy women.

Kid A · 06-19-2007, 12:16 PM

I am in no way a violent person

Amanda Monti

That's nuts

Guess he got the Pull Monti

Amanda Joy. sometimes u feel like a nut...sometimes you don't

btw- u think he needs a new bike seat?

Letyrides · 06-19-2007, 12:45 PM

That's just plain nuts. She tried to swallow it? Sick, ick, twisted, and just plain crazy gross. I would have just thrown it on the ground and stomped on it. Again ICK.

Kid A · 06-19-2007, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letyrides

That's just plain nuts.

So that's why she spit it out, was she expecting some other flavor?

andino · 06-19-2007, 01:16 PM

that's just wrong...

Letyrides · 06-19-2007, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kid A

So that's why she spit it out, was she expecting some other flavor?

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't

Schecky · 06-19-2007, 01:39 PM

Hey wait, isn't there a new guy on the board from England?
and isn't he called 'Lefty'?.....

Burner · 06-19-2007, 01:56 PM

so what do they call Rocky Mountain Oysters in the UK?

Kid A · 06-19-2007, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burner

so what do they call Rocky Mountain Oysters in the UK?

How about Highland Bloody Ghey-licks, err Gaelics

carbonman · 06-19-2007, 02:47 PM

Ouch!!!

You know that he is now half the man he used to be

ghixon · 06-19-2007, 02:56 PM

I guess this lets Lorenna Bobbit of the hook as Men's Public Enemy Number 1.

PacMan · 06-19-2007, 03:01 PM

Just one more reason for me to thank God I married one of the sane ones.

MOSH1DH · 06-22-2007, 08:53 PM

my wife threatened me with if I ever had an affair and got a woman pregnant she would rip mine off. that is enough to scare me.

mazer75 · 06-23-2007, 08:38 AM

That's some scary sh*t!

Burner · 06-23-2007, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOSH1DH

my wife threatened me with if I ever had an affair and got a woman pregnant she would rip mine off. that is enough to scare me.

so as long as you don't get her pregnant you're in the clear?

06-19-2007, 10:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
sailcalifornia Senior Member	That must have hurt BBC NEWS \| UK \| England \| Merseyside \| Woman jailed for testicle attack

06-19-2007, 10:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
CC V.P. Kickstand Inspection	Whoa! __________________ "To travel by bicycle is a humble, nonagressive way to get close to people. It is a way of saying we are passing through with no thought of invasion or conquest, only the simple will to share a part of the road...Claude Herve, cycled around the world

06-19-2007, 11:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sharky Trail Hippie	OMG this thread has an ad posted below for eco balls on sale. Edit: ok now it's gone but it was funny!! __________________ "Nothing better in the morning than chewing on some cold squirrel balls" - Man vs. Wild

06-19-2007, 12:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
allison Gone ridin'	Ad is back, btw I heard about this on the radio I think last week. It spawned a bit about the worst things gf's had ever done. Even some chicks were calling in and giving up what they'd done. One chick had picked up a glass coffee table and bashed it over the head of her ex. It broke his jaw and sliced his head open.. She was, like, "Yeah... I had to do some jail time." Crazy women. __________________

06-19-2007, 12:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kid A found my special purpose	I am in no way a violent person Amanda Monti That's nuts Guess he got the Pull Monti Amanda Joy. sometimes u feel like a nut...sometimes you don't btw- u think he needs a new bike seat? __________________ RIP: Taco Tuesday Funky Bunch Calling all Freaks -> http://www.socaltrailriders.org/foru...funkathon.html

06-19-2007, 10:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
OMR	Ouch! Double ouch!! Nothing like cutting somebody's balls off and handing them back! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned... or dumped! OMR PS: I'm not a violent person! __________________ OMR .... An elder grasshopper of the Tribe The journey is the thing .... ride like it's your last one...

06-19-2007, 12:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Letyrides STR Veteran	That's just plain nuts. She tried to swallow it? Sick, ick, twisted, and just plain crazy gross. I would have just thrown it on the ground and stomped on it. Again ICK. __________________ "The bicycle is just as good as most husbands and, when it gets old and shabby, a woman can dispose of it and get a new one without shocking the entire community." - Ann Strong

06-19-2007, 01:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
andino dirt tastes funny	that's just wrong...

06-19-2007, 01:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
Schecky SoCalMTBubbs	Hey wait, isn't there a new guy on the board from England? and isn't he called 'Lefty'?..... __________________ tkblazer: it was Steven Jackson that led me to STR... Chewyeti: Sam and I banged it out this morning. LOVE THAT http://www.ventanausa.com/

06-19-2007, 01:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
Burner Hungry	so what do they call Rocky Mountain Oysters in the UK?

06-19-2007, 02:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
carbonman Captian of BIG RED	Ouch!!! You know that he is now half the man he used to be

06-19-2007, 02:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
ghixon	I guess this lets Lorenna Bobbit of the hook as Men's Public Enemy Number 1. __________________ The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

06-19-2007, 03:01 PM	#16 (permalink)
PacMan Homer	Just one more reason for me to thank God I married one of the sane ones. __________________ Less typing...more riding.

06-22-2007, 08:53 PM	#17 (permalink)
MOSH1DH STR Veteran	my wife threatened me with if I ever had an affair and got a woman pregnant she would rip mine off. that is enough to scare me. __________________ Nema SDG rockgardn lastimages

06-23-2007, 08:38 AM	#18 (permalink)
mazer75 Rocket Man	That's some scary sh*t!

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