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FyrFytrRyn · 05-09-2007, 04:49 PM

[FONT=Arial]Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLS 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to
no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:
"C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should
automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to Default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 or Alcohol 6.1. Alcohol 6.1 is a
very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly, Putrid Breath 4.5 and
possibly Horrible Hangover 3.1.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. If this software does not
improve the performance of Husband 1.0 be advised that
Boyfriend 5.1 is now available.

Good Luck,
Tech Support[/FONT]

jfromlv · 05-09-2007, 06:18 PM

HAHA, good stuff Rust.

gurp13 · 05-09-2007, 08:50 PM

Fortunately for us, though, we can run Bicycle 2.0 and then all the other programs don't seem so important.

Burner · 05-10-2007, 07:44 AM

I can think of a few programs that (I've heard) also stop running and get installed when Girlfriend 5.0 upgrades to Wifey 1.0

... but this is a family site so I'll refrain.

05-09-2007, 04:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
FyrFytrRyn JfromLV Fan Club Prez.	thought this was funny... [FONT=Arial]Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLS 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ Dear Desperate: First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 or Alcohol 6.1. Alcohol 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly, Putrid Breath 4.5 and possibly Horrible Hangover 3.1. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. If this software does not improve the performance of Husband 1.0 be advised that Boyfriend 5.1 is now available. Good Luck, Tech Support[/FONT] __________________ i keep it in the red. its dangerous here. "f&k those coolers. put a 3rd pedal in that bi&h."

05-09-2007, 06:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
jfromlv trail sanitizer	HAHA, good stuff Rust. __________________ “Tani, dude, them Incycle guys have matching pants, we’re screwed!”-Winston

05-09-2007, 08:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
gurp13 SolarFederationMember	Fortunately for us, though, we can run Bicycle 2.0 and then all the other programs don't seem so important. __________________ I may be a loser, but I'm not a quitter.

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